'Hello human, nice to meet you'

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Thank you SoFL 😎🌴🙌🏼

Happy New Year

Some of the most interesting conversations I have ever had have been naked in bed with someone I met an hour ago and I think that’s beautiful

Officially in countdown mode. Frankly, it’s been a bit and I’m a smidge 🤏🏼 excited!

Sexual relationships can be:
• casual
• communal
• committed
• commercial
• configured whichever way is authentic for you, even if that means your religious aunt makes the sign of the cross when you enter the room

‘24 is wrapped & I’m celebrating being alive.  While I stubbed my toe repeatedly, some amazing & unexpected influences helped lift me up. Thanks to the beautiful souls who shared the laughs/tears & for putting up with me. Thank you for your energy, support, love, & trust! ❤️‍🩹❤️

Me: What a lovely Holiday that was!

Also Me: My God I’m glad that’s over!

Contentment: All the people in my orbit that I care about are safe and at home. 🎄😍🥰

Adult films give young people a really unhealthy and unrealistic idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house.

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, sleighbells ringing, carolers singing, and the sound of ATM’s whirring as they spit out $100’s. 💸💸💸 Ahhh the sounds of the Holidays!

The words “I’m not setting an alarm” makes me way too happy as an adult.

How the Hell did I end up in the ER this morning! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Now where did I put my epipen for a tryptophan overdose? 🥱#toodamnmuchturkeyonmyplate

There’s something so refreshing about being around people who want to spend time with you for more than just what’s on the surface. Those deeper connections? They hit different.

#RealConnections #BeyondTheSurface #ConfidenceAndDepth

There’s a difference between someone who likes you because you’re hot and someone who sees you. Don’t get me wrong—being hot is a vibe, and I’m proud of the effort I put into looking my best. But the real magic happens when someone values the whole you—your thoughts, your quirks, your energy.

OK, now what do I do? 🤷🏻‍♂️