Elissa 🥮 | yiling laozu apologist
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I write dank MDZS stuff｜she/her｜21+ profile｜ENG/中文｜Pic by @leelee_ahn｜all dynamics wangxian 💙❤️｜http://ko-fi.com/cerbykerby
lwj, seeing half of wwx's chest exposed through his loose robes: *ears go red*
wwx, seeing lwj expose the tiniest peek of skin at his wrist:
wwx, seeing lwj expose the tiniest peek of skin at his wrist:
November 26, 2024 at 4:21 AM
lwj, seeing half of wwx's chest exposed through his loose robes: *ears go red*
wwx, seeing lwj expose the tiniest peek of skin at his wrist:
wwx, seeing lwj expose the tiniest peek of skin at his wrist:
lwj's housemate, on the phone with 911, after passing by the bathroom and seeing what looks like lwj wrestling a corpse:
November 26, 2024 at 8:34 AM
lwj's housemate, on the phone with 911, after passing by the bathroom and seeing what looks like lwj wrestling a corpse:
meanwhile everyone who has to witness two generations of wei's unintentional-yet-somehow-intentional flirting is just suffering
November 26, 2024 at 3:52 PM
meanwhile everyone who has to witness two generations of wei's unintentional-yet-somehow-intentional flirting is just suffering
i just realized that in this au, wcz likely dies in the attack on lotus pier 😭😭😭
November 26, 2024 at 5:36 AM
i just realized that in this au, wcz likely dies in the attack on lotus pier 😭😭😭
the scene where lbh comes back and visits sqq by knocking on his door and sqq calls out, "oh ffs finally liu shidi I've waited all night for you" and you just KNOW that lbh is going to misinterpret the fuck out of that
November 26, 2024 at 1:05 PM
the scene where lbh comes back and visits sqq by knocking on his door and sqq calls out, "oh ffs finally liu shidi I've waited all night for you" and you just KNOW that lbh is going to misinterpret the fuck out of that
physician wwx au threadfic is a whopping 50k words!!!!!! 😱😱😱
November 26, 2024 at 4:18 PM
physician wwx au threadfic is a whopping 50k words!!!!!! 😱😱😱
lwj: wei ying is sad, and it's because of me. I don't know what to do
lxc: well, it always helps to talk to a loved one when you feel down
lwj:
lxc: *hint hint*
lwj: … ah, I see
lxc: very good, now go—
lwj: he has a sister. I will go find her
lxc:
lxc: well, it always helps to talk to a loved one when you feel down
lwj:
lxc: *hint hint*
lwj: … ah, I see
lxc: very good, now go—
lwj: he has a sister. I will go find her
lxc:
December 1, 2024 at 8:33 AM
lwj: wei ying is sad, and it's because of me. I don't know what to do
lxc: well, it always helps to talk to a loved one when you feel down
lwj:
lxc: *hint hint*
lwj: … ah, I see
lxc: very good, now go—
lwj: he has a sister. I will go find her
lxc:
lxc: well, it always helps to talk to a loved one when you feel down
lwj:
lxc: *hint hint*
lwj: … ah, I see
lxc: very good, now go—
lwj: he has a sister. I will go find her
lxc:
there were many good outfits but this one was Not one of them 😭😭
November 26, 2024 at 5:21 PM
there were many good outfits but this one was Not one of them 😭😭
me: *reports obvious spam account*
twitter: hi we reviewed your case and found no violations of our terms of agreement
me:
twitter: hi we reviewed your case and found no violations of our terms of agreement
me:
November 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
me: *reports obvious spam account*
twitter: hi we reviewed your case and found no violations of our terms of agreement
me:
twitter: hi we reviewed your case and found no violations of our terms of agreement
me:
also me whenever anyone else adds a *hint* of angst in their art/fic:
November 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
also me whenever anyone else adds a *hint* of angst in their art/fic:
me when I'm writing cute/happy scenes in a threadfic:
November 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
me when I'm writing cute/happy scenes in a threadfic:
my male cousin, who is her elder sister's son, has a son (so her grand-nephew through her sister), and my mom was so, so ready to shower him with love and affection but then he cried because I stopped him from watching tv during an english lesson and she was like:
November 26, 2024 at 5:33 PM
my male cousin, who is her elder sister's son, has a son (so her grand-nephew through her sister), and my mom was so, so ready to shower him with love and affection but then he cried because I stopped him from watching tv during an english lesson and she was like:
me, trying to gauge how many peeps are into lactation/nursing kink:
November 28, 2024 at 11:54 PM
me, trying to gauge how many peeps are into lactation/nursing kink:
so frustrating to take the time and effort to share my silly little thoughts for free and then being told this✌️
November 26, 2024 at 6:20 PM
so frustrating to take the time and effort to share my silly little thoughts for free and then being told this✌️
I BEG YOUR VERY PARDON???
November 26, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I BEG YOUR VERY PARDON???
HAPPY BIRTHDAY XIANXIAN AND THANK YOU AUDIO DRAMA!!! ❤️❤️
#魏无羡1031生日快乐
#魏无羡1031生日快乐
November 26, 2024 at 7:35 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY XIANXIAN AND THANK YOU AUDIO DRAMA!!! ❤️❤️
#魏无羡1031生日快乐
#魏无羡1031生日快乐
it is, isn't it??
September 26, 2023 at 5:24 AM
it is, isn't it??
SCREAMING
November 27, 2024 at 2:09 AM
SCREAMING
I have Not stopped eating since I came to china.....,,,, so much food...... so little stomach space........ I'm nothing but Chub now..... 🥹
November 27, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I have Not stopped eating since I came to china.....,,,, so much food...... so little stomach space........ I'm nothing but Chub now..... 🥹
me, trying to sleep:
my brain: what if, in @/pakhnokh_art's 'house of gentians', wwx learns how lwj got his scars and feels so guilty that he starts trying to be more affectionate, only for a horrified lwj to reject him because he doesn't want love to fulfill a debt.
me:
my brain: what if, in @/pakhnokh_art's 'house of gentians', wwx learns how lwj got his scars and feels so guilty that he starts trying to be more affectionate, only for a horrified lwj to reject him because he doesn't want love to fulfill a debt.
me:
November 27, 2024 at 5:19 AM
me, trying to sleep:
my brain: what if, in @/pakhnokh_art's 'house of gentians', wwx learns how lwj got his scars and feels so guilty that he starts trying to be more affectionate, only for a horrified lwj to reject him because he doesn't want love to fulfill a debt.
me:
my brain: what if, in @/pakhnokh_art's 'house of gentians', wwx learns how lwj got his scars and feels so guilty that he starts trying to be more affectionate, only for a horrified lwj to reject him because he doesn't want love to fulfill a debt.
me:
"you could write it—"
i knooOOOWWW but i don't want toOOOO 😭😭 i only wish to consume it! why must i always create??
i knooOOOWWW but i don't want toOOOO 😭😭 i only wish to consume it! why must i always create??
November 27, 2024 at 5:48 AM
"you could write it—"
i knooOOOWWW but i don't want toOOOO 😭😭 i only wish to consume it! why must i always create??
i knooOOOWWW but i don't want toOOOO 😭😭 i only wish to consume it! why must i always create??
[next morning]
lwj: hm, looks like hanguang-jun left me a note
note, written in hgj's hand: "Your new dwelling is nice. Focus on your studies, but do not neglect yourself. Reconsider who you choose to be your lover—the current one is charming, but inflexible."
lwj:
lwj: hm, looks like hanguang-jun left me a note
note, written in hgj's hand: "Your new dwelling is nice. Focus on your studies, but do not neglect yourself. Reconsider who you choose to be your lover—the current one is charming, but inflexible."
lwj:
November 27, 2024 at 3:13 PM
[next morning]
lwj: hm, looks like hanguang-jun left me a note
note, written in hgj's hand: "Your new dwelling is nice. Focus on your studies, but do not neglect yourself. Reconsider who you choose to be your lover—the current one is charming, but inflexible."
lwj:
lwj: hm, looks like hanguang-jun left me a note
note, written in hgj's hand: "Your new dwelling is nice. Focus on your studies, but do not neglect yourself. Reconsider who you choose to be your lover—the current one is charming, but inflexible."
lwj:
how wwx actually looks:
November 28, 2024 at 3:16 PM
how wwx actually looks:
i'm not sure why, but every time i see this manhua panel, i viscerally picture them slowly escalating in their attempt to see if lwj can draw suibian.
by the time lxc finds them, wwx has an entire foot propped against lwj's chest, both of them straining in a weird tug-of-war.
by the time lxc finds them, wwx has an entire foot propped against lwj's chest, both of them straining in a weird tug-of-war.
November 27, 2024 at 9:38 PM
i'm not sure why, but every time i see this manhua panel, i viscerally picture them slowly escalating in their attempt to see if lwj can draw suibian.
by the time lxc finds them, wwx has an entire foot propped against lwj's chest, both of them straining in a weird tug-of-war.
by the time lxc finds them, wwx has an entire foot propped against lwj's chest, both of them straining in a weird tug-of-war.
OH MY GODDDD A FLUSTERED POUTY BABY 😭😭❤️❤️ I WANNA PINCH HIS CHEEKS
November 27, 2024 at 10:36 PM
OH MY GODDDD A FLUSTERED POUTY BABY 😭😭❤️❤️ I WANNA PINCH HIS CHEEKS