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jamer
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don't count your blessings before they hatch or fucking something babe !!
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my very boring first experience with the minecraft movie
A shoddily-drawn picture of a TV over a fireplace. A frame from A Minecraft Movie is pasted over it, depicting a pair of vindicators sprinting toward the camera. Two low-effort anthropomorphic animals cuddle on a couch, a ferret and a cat, each labeled "5mg edible each". The ferret says, "man, if i were more high, this would be a lot scarier." An anthropomorphic otter cowers at the other side of the couch, sweating anxiously. He is labeled, "gf's little brother on the other side of the couch, unbeknownst to me, MORE HIGH."
July 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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my favored son
December 1, 2024 at 5:47 AM
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lord take me home
November 4, 2024 at 5:05 AM