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They’re in different leagues. It hardly seems fair.
October 17, 2025 at 8:54 AM
And they say that there’s no positive news anymore
September 20, 2025 at 11:03 AM
You guys are running out of time.
September 18, 2025 at 8:33 AM
You didn’t cave. You just accepted your fate.
September 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Rough year 😢
September 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Legit though. You boys would be happier for it and so would we.
September 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Musk in a nutshell
September 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Don’t worry guys, capital investment and production is up so there’ll be more things you can’t afford 😊
September 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
You’d be a pretty cool adult if you still had it, too.
September 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I can’t believe you just made me nostalgic for 20fucking21
September 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Id like to fill the role of conspiracy theorist in this analogy as soon as I figure out what that looks like. Please hold 🙏
September 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
But like also… that sounds so boring.
September 3, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Some people are just jealous of us intellectuals.
September 3, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Are you kidding me!? M8 continues to be one of the best investments I’ve ever made. I’ll be buying a second.
September 3, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Looking forward to learning, once again, that it was never about “states’ rights”
September 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
“Boop” is just the best choice for debugging. It means everything and nothing. The perfect console log 🤌
September 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Wait… how did you get a hold of my code?
September 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I don’t understand. The alternative literally enriches a nazi. How is this hard?
September 2, 2025 at 9:02 AM
But for real I feel like most of this is just GPT reply bots with the prompt: “find something to be offended about and write a reply”
September 1, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This offends me.
September 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Level Earthers unite!
September 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A rat with clown shoes diving for the volleyball… obviously.
August 31, 2025 at 10:39 AM
The forbidden peel 🥰
August 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
THE Record Label!?
June 19, 2025 at 7:40 PM