Cephaloponce
cephaloponce.bsky.social
Cephaloponce
@cephaloponce.bsky.social
It's ya boy, Ponce
$10,000!? Who's your armor guy, you're overpaying, or you're getting museum quality armor.
December 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
They'll get added later with a dlc, I already predict a Damocles Gulf dlc
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Otherwise it's just sparkling foreplay?
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Seems the forever DM I have this privilege where I walk up to my player group and pull out a new RPG or one I haven't run in a while and say, "alright so here's how this game works" before I make them make characters, or have them pick pregens I made.
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
People out here fighting the war on cancer, on the side of cancer
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Second page has a part where Biden is written in crayon
November 19, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Watcha gonna call this one? F-R-E-E Credit Report Sundays?
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Ok this is the 3rd time I heard those words today. Other times were artists on the comic subreddit using it to moch people who say there's a difference. Did something happen that suddenly made this a part of everyone's lexicon?
November 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
"See babe, according to all of these guys online, the reason I can't make you cum isn't because I'm not trying or caring, it's because I'm not gay."
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Ok let's add 1 more reason to splice my DNA with lizard DNA
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
It's people like this that make me think they were born to spread illness. Straight spawned from viruses coming together into the shape of a human.
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
There's also Meal Team 6, some use Y'all Qaeda, and Green Buffets
November 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I'm sure without Merlin proclaiming Arthur's bloodline this is exactly how the myth would've ended
October 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Soooo.....joystick?
October 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
What is the most dense object in the universe? Well it's now #2 because republicans are now #1 will how easily they fall for everything.
October 24, 2025 at 7:57 AM
"This guy, claus, he's a socialist, a communist, he gives EVERYONE a gift, not me though, he's never given me anything. He breaks into your house and eats your cookies, he's an immigrant." He'd probably say something like this.
October 22, 2025 at 6:28 AM
The problem with 40k power scalers is they hear "would this character survive in universe?" and their first thought is that it's that character put into a battle royale against everything else. If Pete the guardsman can exist into his 20's then I'm sure most characters could survive.
October 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM