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felix 👽
@cephalopodking.bsky.social
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it's been like a month since my surgery and i loooooove my flat chest soooooooooo much hehehehehhehehe
June 23, 2025 at 4:21 AM
got the bandages off today and finally got to SHOWER!!!! also the number of people who i sent tit pics to today is probably a record lmk if u wanna see my tits ill add u to the list
May 28, 2025 at 10:51 AM
life is so good when u are hot and have no tits
May 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
man i look sooooooo good i cant wait for all of this to be healed up so i can have a nice flat chest!!! it feels so RIGHT
May 23, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ooooo they're taking my drains out
May 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
it's DONE!!!!!! they got me on the good drugs but im sooo happy my chest is small???? possibly flat but it's hard to tell bc i have swelling and also just a bit of titty fat that's sitting weird in the bandage.
May 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
now i have acid reflux and i cannot take anything for it so it's a fun morning!!! cant wait to go the fuck to sleeeeep
May 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
it's 3:51am and i am wide awake because i had a nightmare that i ate a piece of cheese by accident and they cancelled my surgery because i wasn't fasting anymore 😭😭😭😭
May 21, 2025 at 5:52 PM
less than 48 hours of boobs left what should i do with them
May 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i had really bad reflux yesterday and now i can feel my whole digestive system 😔😔
May 7, 2025 at 12:23 AM
trying to find a shirt that i can go braless in that doesn't make it too obvious and then realising there's only 16 more days during which ill have to grapple with this issue
May 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
May 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THE ONE DAY I AM BUSY SHE DROPS THE LESBIAN PHOTOS
May 3, 2025 at 8:48 AM
my spirit is being held together by 2 things rn
1. top surgery soon!!!!! only 22 days left!!!
2. my extremely healthy lesbian obsession with @suzietoot.bsky.social 😍🥵🫠
April 29, 2025 at 11:17 PM
awwwwoooewgshhsaaaa
makin all the ladies toot💋

pics captured in lexi loves dressing station at her home bar Play Louisville 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
April 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
anyways i also came to the conclusion that the only thing holding bluesky back from being bigger than twitter is that sadie isn't here yet. IF WE HAD SADIE WE WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE.
April 16, 2025 at 12:35 AM
also made myself sad looking at tweets about my cat schnitzel in the last month i ever saw her 😭😭 i know she wasn't technically my cat but i loved her so much
April 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
went looking at my old tweets from 2020 yesterday and i was like wow remember when i had friends
April 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
i do not want to finish my rosetta stone puzzle anymore. it has been here for too long.
April 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
had to rage quit minecraft like 20 minutes ago and im still fuming. how dare those stupid villagers defy me
April 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
got out of hospital literally yesterday and im like oh no. oh no im so mentally ill. why did i forget that i am crazy what's wrong with me
April 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
looking at the previous proposals list and "candy cane" was declined in 2024.......i would LOVE to know why because i have been talking about wanting a candy cane emoji for like 7 years 😔😔😔
Today @unicode.org has resumed accepting public proposals for brand new emojis 🥳

Proposals will be accepted until July 31 2025, with successful proposals most likely being included in Emoji 18.0 recommendations in September 2026.

Read more here 🔗👇
unicode.org/emoji/propos...
Guidelines for Submitting Unicode® Emoji Proposals
unicode.org
April 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
sometimes i look at all my abandoned hobbies and interests and i see an adhd graveyard of missed potential.... but i think it is better to think of them as like, merit badges that remind me how cool i am. like i did half of a cross-stitch pattern??? that's because im so interesting!!!
April 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
on my way to art therapy like
March 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
every time i put on men's underwear im like wow finally there's room for my massive peanits
March 22, 2025 at 1:24 PM