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Feral holiday destination.
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One of the last images I saw of the crew of the Handala before the live feeds were disabled.
July 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Picard, I hope you will forgive me, but the line must be drawn here—this far, no further.
I stand with Stephen Colbert. @stephencolbert.bsky.social @colbertlateshow.bsky.social
July 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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I don’t want to point anyone back to the “Meta” verse, but Mapquest’s Threads account is giving me true millennial joy.
Screen capture of a social media account post that reads “I was folded wrong once in 2004 and never recovered”
June 30, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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ABSOLUTELY NOT
Screen capture of a sponsored ad—white with black text—advertising a free Starlink satellite kit from Space X with a 12 month residential subscription.
May 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
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Here's a photo of Canadian Progressive Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre handing out free donuts to "Freedom Convoy" truckers. Just so no one forgets. Election is coming, folks.
(Thank you to user JustAskingTA in r/pics)
Photo of two transport trucks side by side, one on the left with a Canadian flag attached. Between them are two male-presenting individuals in winter appropriate clothing, one is Canadian Progressive Conservative leader Pierre Poilievre. Poilievre is reaching up to the open window of the truck on the left, holding open a box of Tim Horton's donuts for the driver to help themselves to.
March 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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SCREAMING 🤣

(The gesture he made is not funny at all, but saying this about Elmu and his rumoured broken dongle definitely is)
Image of a Redditor's comment. Reddit name Distinct_Safety5762 says "Maybe, but I hear only his arm can achieve a full erection." This comment has been upvoted by 3 people and was posted 10 minutes before the screen capture.
March 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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At the centre of the photo there is a softly snow covered abstract snow person with snow shapes next to it atop a snow speckled wooden balcony surface. In the background is a garden lantern, an upright stout wooden log, an elf statue, and a coffee mug. There is a dark khaki green chair leg at the left frame of the image. There is a terracotta peach garden planter with soft brown dead foliage in it at the right frame of the image.
January 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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And I cannot say this enough, me:
December 31, 2024 at 7:04 PM