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Scathach
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[sighing]

Children.
October 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I drank the forget shit river once. Although all I forgot was where the exit to the underworld was.
October 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
(I hope she kills me for staring at that craft essence)
October 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Reposted by Scathach
[Smiling fondly.]

It's pretty good this year. I hope Carmilla is happy.
October 22, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Oh unholy-…

I NEED TO GET TO SPACE
October 22, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I am not a "bad bitch".

I am an exceptional bitch.
July 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I am not such a difficult person.
July 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
If I don't answer your summons, it's because I was busy.

I've got things to do. Like a countess.
July 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
My senses tell me I'm being talked about.
July 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
//Scathach isn't even remotely fair, now presented with her in the face of a narrative event... well it makes sense why she's not acknowledge very often in the story.
July 1, 2025 at 6:36 PM
[Scathach sniffs at the air]

Seems like a cheap trick. Well you guys got whatever this is. If you all fall into mortal peril I'll step in, otherwise you're on your own.

#ChaldeaIbiza
July 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This Mine and Craft is terrible.

They have axes and swords. But they don't have the most important part of the weapon triangle. LANCES.

Literally unplayable.
July 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This city sucks. What's there to fight? Nothing. Not a damn thing.
June 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
//Scathach is such an idiot I swear.
June 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Sometimes having the perfect form is a hassle.

I'm the only one with "Beach crisis" instead of "Beach flower" and it's preventing me from showing off without causing mayhem.
June 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I will not.
June 25, 2025 at 3:30 PM
June 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh, yeah.

I'd like to just say that Milli is exempt from my complaining that no one understands me. It was implied, but I did wish to make it clear.
June 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yibes.
June 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It seems no one understands me.

I don't feel my wishes are unreasonable.
June 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
It seems... I'm bored.
June 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Perhaps I should steal that witch. A little forced outing could do him good.
June 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
//It could be funny tho.
/ Zan keeps joking it could plausibly be Scáthach and now I'm like damnit. That's good. It would be funny. And now I'm figuring out the logistics
/ I have a clear vision of the type of teacher she had but my brain just keeps going oh, Scáthach? You want Scáthach?
June 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I was going to pass on this whole thing, but as my lovely and immaculate girlfriend has shown up I will bless you all with my presence.
June 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Why are people so exited about the vaguely threatening hallway or whatever it was called? It wasn't really a challenge.
June 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM