Democrats named in the Epstein Files are fake. But Trump being named is real.
See how f-kng stupid that sounds, MAGA?
See how f-kng stupid that sounds, MAGA?
February 1, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Democrats named in the Epstein Files are fake. But Trump being named is real.
See how f-kng stupid that sounds, MAGA?
See how f-kng stupid that sounds, MAGA?
You are allowed to say, at any point, I can’t support this. Even if you did. Even if you were unsure. You can at any point say “this has gone too far.” And while the best time to say that was earlier, the second best time is now.
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
You are allowed to say, at any point, I can’t support this. Even if you did. Even if you were unsure. You can at any point say “this has gone too far.” And while the best time to say that was earlier, the second best time is now.
Wondering if Tom Brady would be able to present me with one of his Super Bowl rings today.
January 15, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Wondering if Tom Brady would be able to present me with one of his Super Bowl rings today.
Our Nobel Peace Prize wannabe President who already took military action in Nigeria, Syria and Venezuela is now threatening his fourth (Denmark) and fifth (Iran) military actions just in the last month.
January 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Our Nobel Peace Prize wannabe President who already took military action in Nigeria, Syria and Venezuela is now threatening his fourth (Denmark) and fifth (Iran) military actions just in the last month.
Scott Adams died. Good.
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Scott Adams died. Good.
I'm embarrassed to be an American now. And I can't be alone.
January 12, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I'm embarrassed to be an American now. And I can't be alone.
CNN panels consist of half experts explaining how things in their industry work and
half Republicans with no experience in anything but confidently telling those experts that they're wrong.
half Republicans with no experience in anything but confidently telling those experts that they're wrong.
January 10, 2026 at 5:34 PM
CNN panels consist of half experts explaining how things in their industry work and
half Republicans with no experience in anything but confidently telling those experts that they're wrong.
half Republicans with no experience in anything but confidently telling those experts that they're wrong.
I wake up today ashamed and embarrassed to be an American.
January 8, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I wake up today ashamed and embarrassed to be an American.
I've always enjoyed @abbyphillip00.bsky.social's CNN show and how she has both sides on.
But tonight, I hope she learned that when guests like Joe Whatshisface can't even agree what Jan 6th was, his credibility is shot and his opinion on any other topic no longer has value.
But tonight, I hope she learned that when guests like Joe Whatshisface can't even agree what Jan 6th was, his credibility is shot and his opinion on any other topic no longer has value.
January 7, 2026 at 3:58 AM
I've always enjoyed @abbyphillip00.bsky.social's CNN show and how she has both sides on.
But tonight, I hope she learned that when guests like Joe Whatshisface can't even agree what Jan 6th was, his credibility is shot and his opinion on any other topic no longer has value.
But tonight, I hope she learned that when guests like Joe Whatshisface can't even agree what Jan 6th was, his credibility is shot and his opinion on any other topic no longer has value.
Can we just retire the word "traitor" in 2026? It's lost all meaning.
January 5, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Can we just retire the word "traitor" in 2026? It's lost all meaning.
Not a big Mamdani fan but I'll be rooting for his success. Just do me a favor and if he doesn't pan out, don't be culty in defending him.
January 1, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Not a big Mamdani fan but I'll be rooting for his success. Just do me a favor and if he doesn't pan out, don't be culty in defending him.
He lies this much because he knows how stupid his base is.
December 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
He lies this much because he knows how stupid his base is.
I'll never NOT find it funny that Trump thinks immigrants came from "insane asylums" because he heard that immigrants coming to the U.S. are seeking "asylum."
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I'll never NOT find it funny that Trump thinks immigrants came from "insane asylums" because he heard that immigrants coming to the U.S. are seeking "asylum."
Just your daily reminder that Charlie Kirk was a hateful prick. Never forget that.
December 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Just your daily reminder that Charlie Kirk was a hateful prick. Never forget that.
When he finally goes, remember his tweet about Rob Reiner. All bets are off now.
December 15, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When he finally goes, remember his tweet about Rob Reiner. All bets are off now.
Has Mike Johnson already claimed that he hasn't read the Trump tweet about Rob Reiner?
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Has Mike Johnson already claimed that he hasn't read the Trump tweet about Rob Reiner?
Hey MAGA Administration - is there anything that's *not* Biden's fault?
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Hey MAGA Administration - is there anything that's *not* Biden's fault?
BREAKING NEWS: Fat President Calls Other Human 'Piggy'.
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Fat President Calls Other Human 'Piggy'.
They're going to claim that the shutdown caused the recession. Just watch.
October 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
They're going to claim that the shutdown caused the recession. Just watch.
Obama should run for a third term and have his attorneys purposely write a really shitty legal brief to the Supreme Court so that he loses his case.
October 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Obama should run for a third term and have his attorneys purposely write a really shitty legal brief to the Supreme Court so that he loses his case.
In 9 short months, they've now become the House of Non-Representatives.
October 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
In 9 short months, they've now become the House of Non-Representatives.
I miss the good ol' days when politicians argued over issues.
October 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I miss the good ol' days when politicians argued over issues.
Want to talk hate speech that incites violence?
What do you think Trump's daily rants of "Democrats want to destroy our country" is?
What do you think Trump's daily rants of "Democrats want to destroy our country" is?
September 25, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Want to talk hate speech that incites violence?
What do you think Trump's daily rants of "Democrats want to destroy our country" is?
What do you think Trump's daily rants of "Democrats want to destroy our country" is?
Don't be such a terrible person that half the world starts wondering if the UN staff secretly sabotaged an escalator just to make you look bad.
September 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Don't be such a terrible person that half the world starts wondering if the UN staff secretly sabotaged an escalator just to make you look bad.
I'll never understand why CNN keeps Dana Bash employed. She is the absolute worst Sunday show host.
September 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'll never understand why CNN keeps Dana Bash employed. She is the absolute worst Sunday show host.