Bargain 65p for toilet paper.

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is a very large brain at work.

I thought we'd peaked with the "He has MS13 tattooed on his hands", but now this.

I should add that only a twat would call themselves a master negotiator.

Is "Master Negotiator" a synonym for "Twat"? Because if it is, then yes.

Not gonna lie. Those are effective seduction eyes.

That's not fair bro. Not fair.

It's either what you think it was... or just a really awkward bloke trying to do something that *he* thinks looks cool. And really it's on awkward-par with "waving his arms in the air jumping" and pretending to be a world best gamer.

Honestly I'd throw my own mother down a well for an E39 M5