Nicholson and Tisdale transforming this club before our eyes. They're unrecognisable.

I worked with an office in Kazakhstan. I don't see it.

Kazakhstan was on the Silk Road, then part of the USSR – it's really diverse.

Mom dad did you see my latest article where I wrote down what the famous man said

Tale as old as time, sadly. The worst thing is watching people being radicalised by groups you know hate them, but find their relative whiteness convenient for now.

I can only assume it's a dig at BR – which seems a bit mad given he's had numerous opportunities to prove he's worth a shot.

Obviously I've put Scales on the wrong side of the brackets. 😭😂

Apparently the text at the bottom said, French, 'Romains 12:19'.

(Beloved, never avenge yourselves, but leave it to the wrath of God; for it is written, “Vengeance is mine, I will repay, says the Lord.”)

Easily more:

Varga (Murray)
Scales (Laursen)
Miller (Hatate)
Maloney (Nygren)
Moravcik (Anyone)
Hartson (Kenny)

Yeah, but I mean promoted to main instead of assistant.

I was wrong about him being appointed manager, but you could see the Maloney appointment coming a mile off. All he'll need is a few good results, and suddenly MON will step aside and leave him in charge.

The board: "Can I interest you in a shake up that involves JK as assistant to Shaun Maloney?"

Laughable. Do journalists retain any critical thinking skills when presented with anecdotal evidence?