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For my first official post(s) here, please enjoy the best Celtics videos from my phone:
Becoming a big Karlo Matkovic guy
March 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
March 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I demand the Bandido-Hangman-Bryan Keith stable of western bounty hunters
February 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Toni-Mariah still the best feud going
February 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Time for Tom to start talking shit
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
STITCH ON THE FIELD
February 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Martha why
February 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This performance would be better if the blue platforms were giant roombas that zoomed around the field during the song
February 9, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Sure two legendary luchadors started the mens rumble but yall just missed the electrifying debut of Muppet Moné
February 2, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Royal Rumble "Champion"??
February 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Lets go rok-c
February 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I am sad to report that it is officially boring to have the #1 rumble entrant last over an hour in the match
February 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Half of NXT in the match but no Sol Ruca smh
February 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I will make history as the first royal rumble competitor to enter the match wearing one of those big clear plastic balls they use to joust during timeouts at basketballl games
February 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Exclusively saying Mamukelashvili in the same cadence as Beemer, Benz or Bentley
December 14, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Isaiah Hurtinspine
November 30, 2024 at 3:34 AM
The Minnesota Puppymonkeybabies have successfully defended Dew court
November 30, 2024 at 2:59 AM
JAYLEN OH MY GOODNESS
November 30, 2024 at 2:51 AM
I don't remember who first described Lonzo's shot as a trebuchet but it remains a groundbreaking piece of analysis
November 30, 2024 at 2:29 AM
American sports crowds today only know how to boo or cheer – both crude forms of simple hollering. We must revive the timeless and refined art of hooting
November 10, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Jayson get ready if I know anything about this uniform matchup you’re gonna have to hit a spinning layup at the buzzer + Dennis might give the fans double birds during a stoppage
November 9, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Becoming a single issue voter to allow foreign-born citizens to become president so we can elect Al Horford and have peace in our time
November 9, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Scal just said “bogged down”, causing my brain to reflexively go “Boggedown Boggedownovic” which it started doing some years ago for unknown reasons. If anyone else does this, please know you are not alone in this world brother
November 9, 2024 at 2:21 AM
I long for the halcyon days of not having giant red virtual advertisements on the court all game
November 9, 2024 at 2:09 AM
For my first official post(s) here, please enjoy the best Celtics videos from my phone:
November 8, 2024 at 2:25 AM