Celti B.
@celti.name
struggling mid-30s queer trans demigirl • pronouns: she (as in ships), they (explicitly plural) • pronounced /ˈkɛlti/ • @celti (discord), @celtib (tumblr), formerly @celtiburroughs (x)
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I'm heckin' hilarious.
July 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I'm heckin' hilarious.
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I'm the chief medical officer. I demand to know who keeps taking all the medpacks out of the storage locker and scattering them around the corridors. I cannot do my job under these conditions.
May 19, 2024 at 2:23 AM
I'm the chief medical officer. I demand to know who keeps taking all the medpacks out of the storage locker and scattering them around the corridors. I cannot do my job under these conditions.
recently i've been reading about a new type of mimic, generally found in airports and other places of travel. authorities have settled on the common name of “scavenger mimic”, as it's primarily a carry-on eater.
May 16, 2024 at 5:45 AM
recently i've been reading about a new type of mimic, generally found in airports and other places of travel. authorities have settled on the common name of “scavenger mimic”, as it's primarily a carry-on eater.
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FUKUI: I’m very surprised that the breasts we’re seeing are so small—
OHTA: Fukui-san?
FUKUI: Yes, go ahead.
OHTA: The challenger actually just told me she knows her breasts are small, but she believes the unique shape of her penis should give her the edge.
FUKUI: We’ve heard that before—we’ll see!
OHTA: Fukui-san?
FUKUI: Yes, go ahead.
OHTA: The challenger actually just told me she knows her breasts are small, but she believes the unique shape of her penis should give her the edge.
FUKUI: We’ve heard that before—we’ll see!
October 10, 2023 at 7:39 PM
FUKUI: I’m very surprised that the breasts we’re seeing are so small—
OHTA: Fukui-san?
FUKUI: Yes, go ahead.
OHTA: The challenger actually just told me she knows her breasts are small, but she believes the unique shape of her penis should give her the edge.
FUKUI: We’ve heard that before—we’ll see!
OHTA: Fukui-san?
FUKUI: Yes, go ahead.
OHTA: The challenger actually just told me she knows her breasts are small, but she believes the unique shape of her penis should give her the edge.
FUKUI: We’ve heard that before—we’ll see!
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"Are you sure what your brother got us was coke? Because I'm not feeling it at all."
And that's the day that Emily learned she had ADHD.
And that's the day that Emily learned she had ADHD.
August 31, 2023 at 4:44 PM
"Are you sure what your brother got us was coke? Because I'm not feeling it at all."
And that's the day that Emily learned she had ADHD.
And that's the day that Emily learned she had ADHD.
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"Boulevard is from French and is cognate with Bulwark, or Wall. A Boulevard is a street that was built on either side of a city's defensive wall, which has now come down, leaving a median dividing traffic. If it doesn't have a median or a pedestrian promenade it's not a boulevard."
August 31, 2023 at 4:39 PM
"Boulevard is from French and is cognate with Bulwark, or Wall. A Boulevard is a street that was built on either side of a city's defensive wall, which has now come down, leaving a median dividing traffic. If it doesn't have a median or a pedestrian promenade it's not a boulevard."
i forgot how exhausting it is to set up a new social.
August 31, 2023 at 7:23 AM
i forgot how exhausting it is to set up a new social.