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Casey bo basey fe fi fo facey, Casey
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It took me and @roxanne half a decade to watch sailor moon and I never found a goon I liked more than Oniwabandana. City of Heroes and bad ideas and reskeets.
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cellyestelly.bsky.social
As soon as I found out that the stat gains from multiple bodies were less '20% each' and more '2% each'?

I went all in on getting one of each* (cause let's be honest, I'm here for the soap opera).

I am so fucking close.
Non-event-locked Nikkes missing: Shit Eunwha, good Emma Tove please god the shotgunners need you Yan, a name I can't tell if it's a pun off Yuan (per clothes) or Yen (per letter count), and the puppy girl. Crown and Noah (fucking RIP)
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Don't get too optimistic, he has 7d10 + 21 hp
Senator Fetterman fell down.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Think I'm covered?
SNOW BROS. 2 WITH NEW ELVES
November 14, 2025 at 3:33 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Jesus, don't tell me this.
HEY MOTHERFUCKER YOU'VE SPENT 10 FUCKING MONTHS BEING SAD ABOUT HOT ROBOT GIRLS
November 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Ended up doing a turn 3 gg. I need to retire this deck while I still have friends left. Commander is Acererak.
Magic the gathering: prism ring Etb, pick a color. Every time you cast a spell of the color, gain 1 life. The color selected? Black. Carnival of souls, the best song in Castlevania and also a really dangerous card. Whenever a creature comes into play, lose 1 life and add 1 black mana. Obvious combo with prism ring. Semblance anvil, artifact. Exile a card (creature), all cards of that type cost 2 less. With everything else in place: Tap a swamp, cast acererak from the command zone for 1 black. I gain 1 life. I lose 1 life. I gain 1 black mana. He Enters the Dungeon, lost mine of phandelver, then bounces back to my hand (Not the command zone). Oh look, I got 1 black mana, cast acererak, advance through the dungeon, get 1 black to spend on acererak and repeat. Each run of phandelver does: deal 1 damage to each opponent, gain 1 life, generate 1 treasure, draw 1 scry-curated card. Repeat 40 times.
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
The commentary on what happened from the guy who got me into booty bouncing sci Fi gacha. As ever, he's a fantastic word smith. Cw obviously full of spoilers and or spiders.
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
SEEKING OUT VOICES WHO HATE YOU IS SELF HARM, from Act 3, scene 4 of Get in the Car, Loser!
November 4, 2025 at 7:05 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Oh. Oh, that's my comfort character getting obliterated. (Goddess fall spoilers)
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
god I hope so
Baka-Danuki, a City of Heroes character. She is small and covered by brown fur. "Hello, fellow humans! I am here now, with my normal human body, to consume poisons (but gently) and talk about my hatred for my mate as a joke. Please note my clothing, which is real and definitely not leaves, and accept my currency, similarly definitely not leaves. Have I heard of any Bake-Danuki here? Isn't that a kind of dog? Or raccoon? Or dog raccoon? I certainly haven't, but if there were one here, engaging in their entirely fictional wily shapeshifting arts, I would certainly not hold any such behavior against her. Anyway, fellow human, I need to go. I have to engage in my favorite normal human hobby of purchasing large bags of bread and then leaving them open in the forest. Everyone should engage in this hobby, in fact. - An idiot, thus the name. - Awful at tucking." Baka-Danuki in a cunning disguise as a member of Longbow. No, she didn't forget her tail, why do you ask?
October 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
"You call throwing dynamite around a marital art?" "Hey, as long as it works."
October 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Final result of the minigame. Feel satisfied with this.
October 15, 2025 at 4:52 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
... This reminded me to do liberation.
October 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Basically Adonis
A burly, masculine, powerful orange cat in human guise.
October 9, 2025 at 9:52 PM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Watch out, identify the belts he has before you put them on (then probably put that one on Khalid anyway)
The belt-collecting Ogre in baldur's gate 1, who has, among many others, a girdle of gender change, traditionally used to force-femme one of your party members
October 9, 2025 at 9:33 PM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Moral of the story: Flamethrowers secretly sorta suck, both because of MAD and because the burn patches suck.
Same as above, but the score is 527,870, and the weapon list is nothing but grenade launchers and grenades.
October 5, 2025 at 9:06 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Best I can do is phyrexian altar.
Phyrexian Altar. 3 any-color Artifact Sacrifice a creature: add one mana of any color.
October 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
New high score in the goofy Nikke/Resident Evil crossover minigame. I was openly mocking it when I first realized the sole point of interaction was 'suitcase inventory fuckery', but the depth has kinda gotten me now.
A score of 396,540 in a goofy Nikke event minigame. It is barely visible, but it seems my approach was going all-in on AoE.
October 3, 2025 at 9:16 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Ended up getting a commission of an alt costume for her. Artist is ko-fi.com/katzenkinder

(If you're on Homecoming, Yes That Katzen)
A pale woman in a white and red bodysuit, with an eyepatch, black gloves and boots, and a brief cape. She is identified by Seer 2281 in pink text. The artist signature is "Kat <3 2025"
September 28, 2025 at 6:21 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
MONKEY DONKEY

HOW HIGH CAN YOU TRY
The donkey Kong level screen, but with a strange green donkey Kong and 'HOW HIGH CAN YOU TRY' replacing 'HOW HIGH CAN YOU GET'
September 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
I feel like the Nikke Sexualization Overton window is a very real thing.

They get some 8 foot tall amazon retired super spy with boobs fatter than her thighs wearing ropes and electrical tape, it makes characters like Vesti seem reasonably dressed in comparison.

(RATED T FOR TEEN THO RIGHT?)
Velvet, a recently introduced character, who is wearing a bunny outfit and some string, in the most generous and forgiving sense of the word 'wearing'.
September 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Everyone else: Patch day, ugh.
Me: MY EWFIE IS HOME MY WIFE8
Actual Irredeemable Terrorist Crow from Goddess of Victory: Nikke is pointing one of her totally sweet SMGs at the screen, as my shit internet below chugs down the tiny patch.
September 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Every Nikke crazy about a mass-produced ma'am

(The first old event I spent a film strip on was Overzone and It Left An Impression, But Not The Correct One)
A Nikke profile. Product 23, a weak unit, stands in the foreground, looking indifferent, as they are fawned over by much more powerful characters with like, lines, and plot importance. There is no banner because the default banner reminds me of PSY's New Face every time and it amuses me. CELLYEL ID: I ain't puttin that there Quote: Pinneping aint easy. This refers to the recurring role of Product 23's as emotional (and quasi-romantic) support for flighty overpowered bisexual Nikkes, such as Pinne/Dorothy from Overzone or Grave/Cinderella (With their recent matching hers-and-hers costume set) The ring avatar is Product 23 with a silly little straw hat on, courtesy of the most recent Evangelion crossover that I don't really remember.
September 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
I really like how Gensou Narratograph handles it; it seems very down to earth.
Page 4 of Gensou Narratagraph. Sorry, there is not enough space to fit this into the alt text.
September 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
Earthbound (1995), a boss fight. The evil statue, Mani Mani, which acts as a conduit for Giygas' power, is confronted in the nightmare world it has created, Moonside.
September 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
cellyestelly.bsky.social
I.

I didn't even pop the core with team 5, how the fuck am I in the top half of 1% of damage in solo raid?

Do people just not finish it or not try?
Somehow this dumb bitch here is going to get silly rewards for doing badly on solo raid?
September 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM