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cel / lanie ☀️
@cellux.bsky.social
full of joy&whimsy🥰🌈🦄 disabled, autistic, queer, cat mom. posting the other kind of 🐱 on @lanieluxx.bsky.social 🌶️
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get you a girl that can do both
I always do a bunch of costumes in October but my fav this year was Daphne :3
October 31, 2025 at 11:18 PM
its 2am so im going to speak freely. whoever decided to combine pres evoker with resto druid AND demonology warlock deserves their dick sucked from the back
October 27, 2025 at 8:47 AM
just took a 2 hour nap with my cat and we both woke up confused
October 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
paying credit card bills for the month and wow 🧡 being unable to eat solid food saved me a lot of money 🧡
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
whenever I send my bf to the pharmacy for me I’m shocked he remembers how to spell my name because that ish is my deadname 3 times over and most of the time I don’t even remember how to spell it anymore ………
October 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
people online r so weird about my weight gain & their reaction is almost entirely based on my own. im glad that I gained weight + im happier in a bigger body, but that makes me an insatiable pig with a feeding fetish . if you gain weight you MUST be horrifically ashamed of it !!!
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I love my little corner so bad
October 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
in other news I had my third colonoscopy this morning and my Crohn’s is in remission :-)
October 6, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You do not need to tell me you hate the new TS album. I don’t care if you hate her, you’re entitled to your opinion even if it’s just a shortcut to feeling morally superior. Don’t yuck my yum to my face. I’m cringe and I’m free and my orange glitter cardigan arrives today.
October 6, 2025 at 10:18 PM
“hey cel how’s IVIG going, is it helping you?” Well,
October 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
multiple nurses made the 4/20 joke and asked me if I smoke AND all 4 of the nurses on staff right now liked my kpdh shirt AND I took a fat nap. I’m feeling like the belle of the ball rn
September 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
nurse said I have a “cool birthday” and then gave a little chuckle (my birthday is 4/20)
September 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
fiancé and I sleeping separately tonight bc I’m sick as a wet dog so we’re texting and airdropping memes #romance
September 24, 2025 at 7:30 AM
having rheumatologic conditions is so funny bc whenever anything goes wrong my doctors are just like “take 20mg prednisone and turn that shit off” okay king!
September 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
my immune system is so messed up that the treatment I got to fix my immune system made me incredibly ill. Loving life
September 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I loved my old phone/case combo but I love this one much more
September 23, 2025 at 1:00 AM
being disabled sucks and all but I do enjoy watching other people pay for street parking while I put up my little blue sign that makes me immune to Mr. Parking Enforcement 🙂
September 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
i suspect i have an autoimmune disease targeting muscles and it has progressed to my throat/lungs which sucks BUT i didnt want to go to my dentist appointment today so i called and used my 'permanently hoarse voice' powers for evil 👹 (said i was sick as a dog and rescheduled)
September 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
gonna get the orange iPhone but that means I have to clean out this phone which has 215gb of photos and videos on it because I bought a 1tb phone and literally never cleaned it up in the past 2 years
September 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I love texting people older than 30 because I can use emojis and gifs without being judged
September 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I’ve seen at least three “well if those people refuse vaccines we should just let them die, it’s natural selection” posts today and as an immune suppressed person who doesn’t take to vaccines every time I am going to bang my head against the wall
September 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
infusion day 2 fit check
September 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
get you a girl that can do both
September 4, 2025 at 9:20 PM
fun little health update, i tested positive for an autoimmune condition that increases risk of cancer by about 400-600% across the board so now i have to get a pap smear and a mammogram and a colonoscopy roughly annually at the ripe old age of 25 years old #swag
September 3, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I need to be wrung out like a wet towel
September 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM