The Old Witch Sleep and the Good Man Grace (The Amazing Devil).

My dad has to read small text by holding the page about an inch away from his right eye -- I kinda wanna see that drawn now, heh.

Ohhh! I know what that is now. For some reason I thought you meant a *different* program that was just called Illustrator.

Do you have a link or something? I'm not sure how to search for such a generic name.

I also think people always have different interpretations of what they read and like to explore AUs; that's one of the most fun parts of reading and discussing books. But declaring that your head canon is fact and everyone else's is wrong in the author's mentions? That's not a good hill to die on.