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mister perfect
@cell-official.bsky.social
he/it . 6 y/o. the ultimate android

if your name is SON GOHAN do not FUCKING interact. frieza if you are reading this then fuck you too.
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hello. Please let me out.
AAHACKK ACCK I SWALLOED A CANE'S CHICKEN FIGNER DOWN MY STINGER AHHAUGHHJK
March 23, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i hit my head on the doorway and frieza won't stop laughing at me. the green things.
March 23, 2025 at 3:57 AM
please stop sending me found footage of when g*h*n killed me. it's been decades, it was never funny.
March 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
the new 'cell games' is just going to be a 48 hour you laugh you lose livestream where i stare at this image of a dog for the entire duration
March 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Fuuuuuucuccckkk the others saw my larval pictures and now they won't stop making fun of me 😣 !! Stoooppppp I'm literally perfect now stoppppp!!!!!
March 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
@trendingworld.bsky.social would you like to see it.
Thank you Trending Topics - World. you are all i have left it seems.
March 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Thank you Trending Topics - World. you are all i have left it seems.
March 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
hello Beautiful Women (and men) i polished my sleek chitin just for you
March 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
sometimes when i swallowed people they got caught in the tube. i started coughing and spitting everywhere it was soooo gross!!
March 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please plea
would you kiss me. be honest
March 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
would you kiss me. be honest
March 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
helloooooo ladies
March 23, 2025 at 3:44 AM
interested in "clothes". if i ask nicely enough they might give me some
March 23, 2025 at 3:43 AM
if it's any consolation, i didn't drink the babies. mostly because they were too small and just fell down the tube anyway (choking hazard :( ) but it's still something.
March 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i guzzle ibuprofen down like it's fucking nothing. i can take a whole 800 ml bottle through my hole
March 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
do NOT believe his lies. son gohan MADE UP his past so people would FEEL BAD FOR HIM.
March 23, 2025 at 3:36 AM
unsure if this is better than that wretched blue blogging hellsite.
March 23, 2025 at 3:34 AM
much like before, it's kind of them to allow me the privilege of knowing hfil's wi-fi password, but the phone is still too small. disproportionately so.
March 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
frieza won't stop making fun of me and my 'skeets'. im not calling them 'skeets' i dont get why he keeps doing that.
March 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Uggghhhhhhgg h hhh I hate that fucking stupid fucking kid . Gopan. Gtoahn. Han. Gohan. BITCH.
March 23, 2025 at 3:27 AM
hello. Please let me out.
March 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM