chloe lizotte
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Thank you to all of our beautiful and stylishly opinionated contributors
October 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Thank you to all of our beautiful and stylishly opinionated contributors
exactly. thank you
October 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
exactly. thank you
my eyes snap open and my pupils contract
August 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
my eyes snap open and my pupils contract
status update: watching buster keaton’s final feature film “spite marriage” in an embedded player on wikipedia, my favorite streaming service
March 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
status update: watching buster keaton’s final feature film “spite marriage” in an embedded player on wikipedia, my favorite streaming service
film criticism is everywhere: “there’s nothing more boring than watching two old guys play pickleball”—gary cohen, SNY
March 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
film criticism is everywhere: “there’s nothing more boring than watching two old guys play pickleball”—gary cohen, SNY
film criticism is everywhere: lebron “puts the acting in acting”
March 2, 2025 at 5:52 PM
film criticism is everywhere: lebron “puts the acting in acting”
held captive by smoke alarm one floor below in end-of-life beeping mode
March 2, 2025 at 1:24 AM
held captive by smoke alarm one floor below in end-of-life beeping mode
insisting through gritted teeth that the sunshine is beginning to make it “feel like spring!” despite no relief from bitter cold temps
February 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
insisting through gritted teeth that the sunshine is beginning to make it “feel like spring!” despite no relief from bitter cold temps
it’s the knockout
January 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
it’s the knockout
film criticism is everywhere: QVC hosts observe that Wicked (2024) was “so long” but paradoxically “felt like 15 minutes” (both complimentary)
December 25, 2024 at 4:09 AM
film criticism is everywhere: QVC hosts observe that Wicked (2024) was “so long” but paradoxically “felt like 15 minutes” (both complimentary)
moved by the Sunday Countdown anchors’ gentle, upbeat analysis of the acting in the Hallmark Channel’s KC Chiefs–themed Christmas movie—film criticism is everywhere:
December 22, 2024 at 4:30 PM
moved by the Sunday Countdown anchors’ gentle, upbeat analysis of the acting in the Hallmark Channel’s KC Chiefs–themed Christmas movie—film criticism is everywhere:
the temptations were introduced as an artist behind “the song that’s been streamed more than one billion times,” “my girl,” which they then performed on the wonder bread float
November 28, 2024 at 3:51 PM
the temptations were introduced as an artist behind “the song that’s been streamed more than one billion times,” “my girl,” which they then performed on the wonder bread float
