M Lex (Yoghurt666)
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celibatesurrogate.bsky.social
M Lex (Yoghurt666)
@celibatesurrogate.bsky.social
Hi it's me, yoghurt 18+

I keep it pretty casual for this account but have others where this is not the case,
Fsswer, chilling, and heaven sent
I have a Twitter account and personal website if you're interested in bookings/ age verification
😅 one of those days
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Omg! I'm so excited to read this yippie!!!🥳🥳🥳
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
What are the guns for?
October 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
A cold sweat breaks out in small beads forming on your lower back, a realization starts to make itself known originating in the far off regions of your lower gut...
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
With no place to sit, you feel your knees start to become weak, each second you spend under my gaze, the more difficult it becomes to maintain any semblance of composure...
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Always felt this on an instinctual level
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I just started reading 'consider phlebas' last night. I finally found an old kindle at the thrift store and side load epubs with the app calibre. I used to have 'excession' in paper back, one of my favorite books I've owned
October 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Once got stung on the lip by a wasp while drinking an energy drink i left outside for a few days, my upper lip swole up so huge it was amazing, facial feminizing wasp venom
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Can't do the penny challenge with a bill 🫤
October 16, 2025 at 4:00 AM
🥳🥳🥳
October 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
🔥
October 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM
🤔
October 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I'm gonna post the nude version?
October 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Yep
October 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM