Celia the Eels
celia-eels.bsky.social
Celia the Eels
@celia-eels.bsky.social
Just a little of eels
Thank you I am now complete!
November 5, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Sorry I meant to arrange one before I posted too much but then, you know, the anxiety
November 5, 2024 at 10:50 PM
You’re okay! We know that hopium is for entertainment purposes only
November 5, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Of course people’s internalized definitions won’t always line up with the dictionary, but it’s a reasonable point. I think the smoother response would be some form of “I appreciate that.”
November 5, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Do you think you feel the same way in hypothetical situations where the empathy is genuine but fairly superficial? (“Oh you got stuck in traffic and missed morning donuts? That sucks, I’m so sorry” “hey, not your fault”) Or only in situations where the empathy is quite serious and deeply felt?
November 5, 2024 at 8:40 PM
With respect, I think you may be overthinking a bit. Like the people who read into saying “no problem” instead of “you’re welcome” in response to “thank you.”

The linguistic role it fills is “standard polite thing to say” regardless of the meaning of the words outside of that context.
November 5, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Failed to adjust the model to integrate important new October data points that might affect voters’ love of “da Mets” and how hard they might want them to “go”
November 5, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Is there a poll result that will get us to the full Jeb!?
November 4, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Mad about the small crowd size?
November 4, 2024 at 8:18 PM
Carry out promises (good) vs carry out promises (terrifying)
November 4, 2024 at 5:55 PM
You’re amazing. Thank you.
November 4, 2024 at 5:52 PM
November surprise: NYT “undecideds” were actually undecided?
November 4, 2024 at 4:58 PM
If I did nut see it I would nut believe it.
November 4, 2024 at 4:04 PM
Also, it opens up a whole new world of SHADES!
November 4, 2024 at 2:37 AM
The hell was that sound he made at the end
November 4, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Oh no not that anything but (checks) a 49% vote share for a D presidential candidate in Iowa.
November 4, 2024 at 12:03 AM
I was thinking. Basically sleepwalking through a teleprompter read.
November 3, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I hope that this time we complete the arc (with him in prison for all the fraud)
November 3, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I'm curious. Did he mention where he heard about it?
November 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Username checks out
November 3, 2024 at 1:27 AM
IMO nibling is cute, but pibling remains a problem.
November 2, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Equally possible!
November 2, 2024 at 6:23 PM
I have to assume he once memorized a lot of information about past Oscar races (for gambling purposes) and so this is his One Fact He Knows About Bette Midler.
November 2, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I was thinking, needs to alter it so every preceding day takes up an entire week of its own
November 2, 2024 at 2:37 AM
If there's one thing Americans can't abide it's young people doing sports to help keep them out of trouble.
November 1, 2024 at 12:41 PM