here come old laptop
he come
bootin up slowly
he got
broken touchpad
he need
one more update
he got
no space
on this pc

one thing i can tell you
its got no warranty

she eben on my neezer til i scrooge

saw this painting in a restaurant bathroom and i wanted to steal it off the wall. obsessed

it’s crazy that i got lightheaded after microdosing, taking an edible, and drinking a cocktail after walking around in 95 degree heat all day? how could this happen

i yearn for the mines

i love going on a weekend trip!! i love buying a candle and then a smoothie and then taking a lil nap!!

how did he manage to break this app too?

man i just wanna go to a fckin comedy show without there being a 50/50 chance im gonna feel escalating urgency to flee the country afterwards

I definitely won most fertile patient of the day award at the fertility clinic

my therapist is too excited that I dyed my hair pink lmaooo

je skeet
tu skeets
il/elle skeet
nous… skeesons