I WAS SO CONFUSED! I was like “is this a new trend I don’t know about???” It really feels like anything could be a trend these days so it made sense to me.🫣

If anything I’m avoiding church and anyone who goes regularly more vehemently. What the actual flip is he talking about? He truly is just out here saying whatever, huh?

Dude I’m not able to write a complete sentence today apparently. Hopefully you get the gist. 🫣

What if he dithered about it so long she’s already pregnant. They both have scary news for each other and oops one is DEFINITELY OUTCLASSED BUT THE OTHER!!

Edelgard is like, wait you did WAHT??? when she finds out why Bernie maybe being weird(er). And now both girls are mad at him. My favorite flavor of Hubert is “suffering because of situations he has placed himself in”-Hubert.

Maybe not even in conversation with him. Maybe Bernie and Edelgard and growing closer as friends and Edelgard starts telling Bernie all these things she didn’t know and Bernie is like…. “Would you excuse me for a second?” while internally screaming.

Yesss. I want ANGST. I want Hubert grappling with his past choices and the fact that he’s dumb and in love and even though his reasons were good he was definitely still in the wrong. Even better if it’s been like….years after the war and something comes up casually that he thought she knew.

As you should!

A fire emblem dating sim would go so hard and they’re cowards for not letting us have a spinoff game for those of us who are bad at strategy games.