Celestial Mammoth Dungeon Synth
@celestial-mammoth.bsky.social
They/Them
Occultist
One person dungeon synth project
Not the person to follow if you're bigoted or hateful
Occultist
One person dungeon synth project
Not the person to follow if you're bigoted or hateful
Cooking up something in the lab that will hopefully sound like this. Don't expect it to be out within the next few months, but the gears of creation are slowly turning, grinding the kernels of imagination into a fine powder that can be used to blind the sound-eyes of your enemies and lovers
August 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Cooking up something in the lab that will hopefully sound like this. Don't expect it to be out within the next few months, but the gears of creation are slowly turning, grinding the kernels of imagination into a fine powder that can be used to blind the sound-eyes of your enemies and lovers
Upsetting conservatives is easier than shooting crackers in a barrel
August 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Upsetting conservatives is easier than shooting crackers in a barrel
If your cupboards are set up different than mine, theyre wrong. Its that simple
August 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
If your cupboards are set up different than mine, theyre wrong. Its that simple
We should introduce a social credit score (like the chinese) but only for public bathrooms. Credit score too low? Sorry, you have to poop at home
August 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We should introduce a social credit score (like the chinese) but only for public bathrooms. Credit score too low? Sorry, you have to poop at home
Cope and seethe, libs
August 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Cope and seethe, libs
I cant believe I've slept on Elvis Costello for so long
July 24, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I cant believe I've slept on Elvis Costello for so long
Yall, what if the government isn't being honest with us?
July 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Yall, what if the government isn't being honest with us?
MTG Arena is the worst parts of Msgic distilled Antonio's purest form
July 10, 2025 at 6:20 AM
MTG Arena is the worst parts of Msgic distilled Antonio's purest form
Been vape free for a week now and in kinda over it. Put the poison back in my blood, please
July 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Been vape free for a week now and in kinda over it. Put the poison back in my blood, please
Every payday feels like the Battle of Helm's Deep when you work retail
July 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Every payday feels like the Battle of Helm's Deep when you work retail
So Jesus is both God and Human? I dunno, doc, sounds kinda Enby-coded to me
June 27, 2025 at 10:29 PM
So Jesus is both God and Human? I dunno, doc, sounds kinda Enby-coded to me
So over the last few months I've been growing a collection of TCG starter decks, focusing mostly on dead or dying TCGs. If yall have any recommendations, please drop them below!!
Currently on my waiting list:
Star Wars CCG
LotR CCG
Austin Powers CCG
EVE Online CCG
The Spoils
Illuminati: NWO
Currently on my waiting list:
Star Wars CCG
LotR CCG
Austin Powers CCG
EVE Online CCG
The Spoils
Illuminati: NWO
June 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
So over the last few months I've been growing a collection of TCG starter decks, focusing mostly on dead or dying TCGs. If yall have any recommendations, please drop them below!!
Currently on my waiting list:
Star Wars CCG
LotR CCG
Austin Powers CCG
EVE Online CCG
The Spoils
Illuminati: NWO
Currently on my waiting list:
Star Wars CCG
LotR CCG
Austin Powers CCG
EVE Online CCG
The Spoils
Illuminati: NWO
Saw a guy who had "TUNA" tattooed on his knuckles today
June 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Saw a guy who had "TUNA" tattooed on his knuckles today
All im saying is double wide hotdogs, is that too hard to ask?
June 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
All im saying is double wide hotdogs, is that too hard to ask?
For me, being nonbinary feels like biting into a fancy chocolate only to realize its soap
June 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
For me, being nonbinary feels like biting into a fancy chocolate only to realize its soap
Had to put a lock on YouTube reels because I was addicted to watching "___% Sharpness" videos. What the fuck is even 20% sharpness?
June 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Had to put a lock on YouTube reels because I was addicted to watching "___% Sharpness" videos. What the fuck is even 20% sharpness?
I have impasta syndrome: I feel like everyone knows im not Italian
June 20, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I have impasta syndrome: I feel like everyone knows im not Italian
You think you're oppressed? Try being someone into tabletop games in a house full of pc gamers
June 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
You think you're oppressed? Try being someone into tabletop games in a house full of pc gamers
I have a friend so gnome coded that they order tea and soup during the summer
June 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I have a friend so gnome coded that they order tea and soup during the summer
Told the new guy at work I was an enby, and I saw him physically tense up. Idk how to read this
June 12, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Told the new guy at work I was an enby, and I saw him physically tense up. Idk how to read this
3 visual gags that will always make me laugh:
When a character is carrying something long across the screen only to reveal they are holding the other half as well
When a door is on screen and a character enters/exits by any means beyond opening the door
Revealing a monkey has a gun
When a character is carrying something long across the screen only to reveal they are holding the other half as well
When a door is on screen and a character enters/exits by any means beyond opening the door
Revealing a monkey has a gun
May 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
3 visual gags that will always make me laugh:
When a character is carrying something long across the screen only to reveal they are holding the other half as well
When a door is on screen and a character enters/exits by any means beyond opening the door
Revealing a monkey has a gun
When a character is carrying something long across the screen only to reveal they are holding the other half as well
When a door is on screen and a character enters/exits by any means beyond opening the door
Revealing a monkey has a gun
I play too many trading card games and I really need to narrow it down to 4 or 5
May 17, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I play too many trading card games and I really need to narrow it down to 4 or 5
My skin is a prison
May 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My skin is a prison
Toast from a pan will always be superior than toast from a toaster
May 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Toast from a pan will always be superior than toast from a toaster
I read comic books for 9 straight hours today
May 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I read comic books for 9 straight hours today