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Chris Celeste
@celester78.bsky.social
2.1K followers 1.2K following 150 posts
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Husband, Father of 5
Northern Ontario 🇨🇦
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Ontario: YOU HAD ONE JOB!

#onpoli #OntarioElection
A four-panel meme featuring Marge Simpson from "The Simpsons" in a kitchen setting. Panel 1: Marge, with her characteristic tall blue hair and yellow skin, is yelling "ALBERTA, NO!" Her eyes are wide and her mouth is open in a scream. Panel 2: Marge is now looking to the right with a questioning expression, saying "What?" In the doorway behind her stands a small figure with a superimposed image of the Alberta provincial flag over their body. The flag features a shield with a St. George's Cross and a landscape scene. Panel 3: Marge is holding a white mug and looking down, saying "Sorry, force of habit." The small figure with the Alberta flag is still in the doorway. Panel 4: Marge is yelling again, this time saying "ONTARIO, NO!" Her expression is the same as in the first panel, with wide eyes and open mouth.
February 28, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Ice fishing on Lake Nosbonsing.

#CanadaSky
Ice Fishing hole in the foreground with a rod and line, inside an ice fishing tent. A truck on the lake and trees in the background.
January 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Good morning!
Sunrise, with the sun just below the treeline in the background, light clouds in the sky. A country road is between the treeline and the foreground, which is a snow covered front lawn with a snowman on the right side. There are two large trees on the right side, with a smaller spruce on the left.
December 6, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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Good morning #CanadaSky!
Sunrise, with the sun just below the treeline in the background, light clouds in the sky. A country road is between the treeline and the foreground, which is a snow covered front lawn with a snowman on the right side. There are two large trees on the right side, with a smaller spruce on the left.
December 6, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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A tweet from Mason Mennenga showing: “keep the christ in christmas” bro, you don’t even keep the christ in being christlike
November 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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Uhh I forgot to add the alt-text, so here is a re-upload, with my apologies to the blind and low-vision users. I'm not that good at writing it, but I'm trying.
Top left is a circular blurred out photo of Brian Lilley, with text underneath. Profile name listed as brianlilley.bsky.social. "Do not" sign, followed by User Blocked by "Spambots and scammers"
November 19, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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I love this blocklist... 😂
November 19, 2024 at 4:17 PM
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Have I ever said I love that Bluesky has block lists? I didn't even have to do a thing.
November 16, 2024 at 1:01 PM
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Picked up my new progressive glasses today. Never had them before, so this is going to take some getting used to.
A man with glasses wearing a striped shirt and blue sweater sits in a room with vertical blinds.
November 13, 2024 at 6:13 PM
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Good morning, Bluesky! A chilly start to today and a light dust of snow on the van this morning.

Hope you all have a great day!

#CanadaSky
Picture of clouds covering a the sun. Text shows a temperature reading of -2 degrees celsius. Mostly Cloudy. Feels like -8. High of 2, low of -5.
November 12, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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Okay trying this for the 6th time this morning!

Good morning, Blue Sky!

#Ontario
Front lawn with a light frost towards the road, with trees and a blue sky, partially cloudy Also this is my first attempt at ALT text, so if I'm completely wrong in how this goes, please let me know. I'll accept any criticism and I will preemptively apologize for what I have got wrong.
November 10, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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November 6, 2024 at 4:50 PM
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November 6, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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Well thank you #Bluey for letting me know Bandit is 3 days older than I am and I don't know what to think any more.

Happy 46th birthday, Bandit. Thank you for making us 45+ year old dads with young children look bad by comparison. 😅
October 25, 2024 at 12:35 PM
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Getting back down to more seasonal temperatures here (North Bay area)
October 23, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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I personally prefer the Unitarian view on gaming, but I'm glad we all can enjoy our games.
October 22, 2024 at 12:39 PM
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It was a while ago but this is why I'm #BlockedByJordanPeterson
October 19, 2024 at 4:10 AM
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Random food post.

Naan from Costco makes for great, fast pizzas.
October 18, 2024 at 9:12 PM
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I am so happy with this one, to be blocked by Jordan Peterson.
Screenshot showing that Jordan Peterson blocked me on Twitter
October 18, 2024 at 5:32 PM