Me 99.999% of the time vs me 00.001%. I live for the moments when I can be the 00.001%

Got a breast reduction and now I can't stop looking at myself when I pass a mirror. It's actually strange. I used to look in the mirror and cringe. Cuz I just saw my breasts and they overshadowed anything else. Now they look "normal" and I love it. My husband, on the other hand, is having a crisis.

My new prescription sunglasses came in just in time. Woowoo!

I'm trying to lower my calorie intake while also upping my protein intake by what feels like a ton. I have a huge sweet tooth (as proven by the brownie I made for breakfast) and finally made the viral "fluffy jello" tonight. Omg. Game changer.

Made myself one of them healthy brownies for breakfast. Very filling. Did not finish it. Shared it with my kiddos.

On to our weekly dance class. 💃 🕺

I don't know if you can tell from this photo but I straightened the crap out of my cowlicky bangs.

Happy Memorial Day. It's nice out and my mom took the child I was watching to see the goats so I am sitting in the sun.

Went to the #handsoff protests yesterday in my Nazi stomping boots.

Sometimes the songs I write about BPD turn into something completely different from what I orig planned. Usually they turn into songs I envision being sung by a mythical creature (e.g. a vampire). To be clear, I don't want to eat anyone. It's a metaphor for other feelings. 🤣

Cleaning a bathroom whilst having adhd be like....

I wrote a song recently that basically has this as the lyrics.

The amount of respect I have for this man: unsurmountable. Go Al Green!

I struggled through this one in front of my kids and they laughed and said "again!"

Dying my hair while also trying to tell myself to be more "natural" and not worry too much about aging and whether I need Botox at 29. Omg.

Someone came to my office saying there was a tarantula loose in the science wing. Of course I had to see for myself. (It was the dead specimen.)

Me in Hanover, NH listening to music when a wild Lebanon Hanover appears!

Testing testing. One two three.

Made a #glutenfree meal tonight. Made the buns from scratch with KAF M4M flour. They are good but not super hamburger bun like. One of my kids dislikes it so much she threw it across the room and crossed her arms at me.