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@celery.bsky.social
Current: MSU Law '28 — Alum: NH Dems '24 (proudly), NY Dems '22, Yang '20 (regretfully), Elizabethtown '19 — Fan: Ravens, Badfinger, lamb saag — she/her — Baltimore
Unfortunately, the whole work is currently only available on private request (leave a comment on the article linked above, or reach me on Discord at celerysalt_). I have attached a brief reader's guide.
November 27, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Unfortunately, the whole work is currently only available on private request (leave a comment on the article linked above, or reach me on Discord at celerysalt_). I have attached a brief reader's guide.
Average American when their kid's manager starts trying to pressure them into dropping out of high school in order to take on more shifts at the local Burger King: INDVSTRIA VVLT
September 15, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Average American when their kid's manager starts trying to pressure them into dropping out of high school in order to take on more shifts at the local Burger King: INDVSTRIA VVLT
Visit to Record Store Completely Changes Local Woman's Instagram Story
February 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Visit to Record Store Completely Changes Local Woman's Instagram Story
She could have been a based trad normie stealthmoder. And she gave it all up just to represent *us.* Literal government-enforced mandatory t-girl swag. She didn't have to do that. She didn't have to do that, but she did it anyway. She did it for us
January 19, 2025 at 4:20 PM
She could have been a based trad normie stealthmoder. And she gave it all up just to represent *us.* Literal government-enforced mandatory t-girl swag. She didn't have to do that. She didn't have to do that, but she did it anyway. She did it for us
Would you watch this movie
June 22, 2023 at 1:01 AM
Would you watch this movie