Crash Out King
@celadondreams.bsky.social
They/Them. 31. Sometimes I make things with clay. Most of the time I rant about being disabled and queer.
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Crash Out King
@celadondreams.bsky.social
· Jun 23
Does it count as crashing out if it's on your therapist's couch? Asking for me
Me @ the poor flowers and bushes I worked so hard to plant and move last spring/summer
January 21, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Me @ the poor flowers and bushes I worked so hard to plant and move last spring/summer
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type of controller that would be used in one episode of ATHF and would explode when meatwad tosses in on the floor
January 12, 2026 at 5:33 PM
type of controller that would be used in one episode of ATHF and would explode when meatwad tosses in on the floor
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*massive inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 7, 2026 at 11:53 PM
*massive inhale* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is bro yappin about??
January 4, 2026 at 11:26 PM
What is bro yappin about??
Yeah fucking call your reps uhhh jack them off uhhh fucking idk man blow them a kiss too that'll help it's always helped they're so listening it's def working I swear call harder! Post the numbers again it's gonna work this time dude I SWEAR!!! THROW A BRICK GIRLY START RIOTS IM SICK OF THIS
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Yeah fucking call your reps uhhh jack them off uhhh fucking idk man blow them a kiss too that'll help it's always helped they're so listening it's def working I swear call harder! Post the numbers again it's gonna work this time dude I SWEAR!!! THROW A BRICK GIRLY START RIOTS IM SICK OF THIS
I finally started soulsov and I LOVE WOMEN'S WRONGS!!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I finally started soulsov and I LOVE WOMEN'S WRONGS!!!!!
I looked at my posts from this time last year, and MS wise I'm in almost the exact same shitty place.
But Ive got a new fucking hip and Ive seen or talked to almost all of my friends in the past like 5 days and that fucking rules!!!!!!
But Ive got a new fucking hip and Ive seen or talked to almost all of my friends in the past like 5 days and that fucking rules!!!!!!
December 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I looked at my posts from this time last year, and MS wise I'm in almost the exact same shitty place.
But Ive got a new fucking hip and Ive seen or talked to almost all of my friends in the past like 5 days and that fucking rules!!!!!!
But Ive got a new fucking hip and Ive seen or talked to almost all of my friends in the past like 5 days and that fucking rules!!!!!!
It's like I'm emailing the fucking predator this bitch can't read anything if it's not highlighted or moving
December 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
It's like I'm emailing the fucking predator this bitch can't read anything if it's not highlighted or moving
Every time some videogame jabroni tries to port/make a 3D version of a 2D game and they use voxels because it used pixel art/graphics they get 1 (one) lash per ugly ass voxel I have to fucking look at.
LEARN OR COMMISSION BETTER ART
LEARN OR COMMISSION BETTER ART
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Every time some videogame jabroni tries to port/make a 3D version of a 2D game and they use voxels because it used pixel art/graphics they get 1 (one) lash per ugly ass voxel I have to fucking look at.
LEARN OR COMMISSION BETTER ART
LEARN OR COMMISSION BETTER ART
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
Shaw, from temu
October 31, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Shaw, from temu
I love knowing how to read something or look at some art. Make a face as I realize it's not for me, and then click away and find something else that I do like. Instead of, idk man. Ruining a bunch of queer people's day over it??
I only wish I could share this rare unknowable power 🥺
I only wish I could share this rare unknowable power 🥺
September 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I love knowing how to read something or look at some art. Make a face as I realize it's not for me, and then click away and find something else that I do like. Instead of, idk man. Ruining a bunch of queer people's day over it??
I only wish I could share this rare unknowable power 🥺
I only wish I could share this rare unknowable power 🥺
Normal Guy: Hey, don't they/them this trans woman. You're actively misgendering her.
Idiots clawing their way out of the dirt en masse: ACTUALLY IM DOING IT ETHICALLY BECA-
(Obvious caveat for any trans women that use/welcome they/them as one of her pronouns)
Idiots clawing their way out of the dirt en masse: ACTUALLY IM DOING IT ETHICALLY BECA-
(Obvious caveat for any trans women that use/welcome they/them as one of her pronouns)
September 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Normal Guy: Hey, don't they/them this trans woman. You're actively misgendering her.
Idiots clawing their way out of the dirt en masse: ACTUALLY IM DOING IT ETHICALLY BECA-
(Obvious caveat for any trans women that use/welcome they/them as one of her pronouns)
Idiots clawing their way out of the dirt en masse: ACTUALLY IM DOING IT ETHICALLY BECA-
(Obvious caveat for any trans women that use/welcome they/them as one of her pronouns)
Why can't the side effects for the new infusion be "gets tucked in and a little forehead kissy" I don't WANT all day headache and then insomnia. IVE BEEN UP SINCE 5AM!!!! >:(((((((((
August 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Why can't the side effects for the new infusion be "gets tucked in and a little forehead kissy" I don't WANT all day headache and then insomnia. IVE BEEN UP SINCE 5AM!!!! >:(((((((((
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LIKE I JUST? i cannot understand the tendency of onliners to parrot phrases they see online without ever knowing what it means. You don't even know what you're SAYING WHITE BABY...
August 3, 2025 at 4:52 PM
LIKE I JUST? i cannot understand the tendency of onliners to parrot phrases they see online without ever knowing what it means. You don't even know what you're SAYING WHITE BABY...
Oh? Try the migraine medicine for the migraines?? Wow thank you doctor!! Incredible doctoring! A noble prize for the good doctor!! What amazing insight!!!
Where the fuck did you get your fucking degree? The fucking garbage you hack?? I will rip you to shreds with my bare teeth
Where the fuck did you get your fucking degree? The fucking garbage you hack?? I will rip you to shreds with my bare teeth
July 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Oh? Try the migraine medicine for the migraines?? Wow thank you doctor!! Incredible doctoring! A noble prize for the good doctor!! What amazing insight!!!
Where the fuck did you get your fucking degree? The fucking garbage you hack?? I will rip you to shreds with my bare teeth
Where the fuck did you get your fucking degree? The fucking garbage you hack?? I will rip you to shreds with my bare teeth
Does it count as crashing out if it's on your therapist's couch? Asking for me
June 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Does it count as crashing out if it's on your therapist's couch? Asking for me
I'm on the schedule for hip surgery just like that??? It's been years I've been fighting for this for years what do you mean? You just call me and put me on the schedule? I haven't even seen the surgeon again to talk about what the fuck the surgery will even entail what do you MEAN? YEARS. YEARS!!!!
May 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I'm on the schedule for hip surgery just like that??? It's been years I've been fighting for this for years what do you mean? You just call me and put me on the schedule? I haven't even seen the surgeon again to talk about what the fuck the surgery will even entail what do you MEAN? YEARS. YEARS!!!!
I've been crashing out for like the past hour and half because my sister used the word "emo" as an actual short hand for emotional and not to be a bitch when she sent me her thoughts about a thing I wrote. I'm so fucking mad NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT!!!!
May 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I've been crashing out for like the past hour and half because my sister used the word "emo" as an actual short hand for emotional and not to be a bitch when she sent me her thoughts about a thing I wrote. I'm so fucking mad NO ONE TALKS LIKE THAT!!!!
Feeling super good and normal about Millennium Actress on this Out of Touch Thursday
May 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Feeling super good and normal about Millennium Actress on this Out of Touch Thursday
More memories from childhood keep finding their way back because, according to my therapist, I'm much more equiped to face it now but I sure wish I fucking wasn't!!!
April 29, 2025 at 11:16 PM
More memories from childhood keep finding their way back because, according to my therapist, I'm much more equiped to face it now but I sure wish I fucking wasn't!!!
I deserve a medal for the restraint I showed when my MIL asked me if I knew what a lavender wedding was today
April 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I deserve a medal for the restraint I showed when my MIL asked me if I knew what a lavender wedding was today
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My first and last word on her or her stupid fucking wizard shit
April 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My first and last word on her or her stupid fucking wizard shit