Meta is going to jail. 😭😭😭😭
August 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Meta is going to jail. 😭😭😭😭
During my morning rides to base for work, I’ve replaced my music with audiobooks.
I used to bump my Project Pat 😭
I used to bump my Project Pat 😭
July 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
During my morning rides to base for work, I’ve replaced my music with audiobooks.
I used to bump my Project Pat 😭
I used to bump my Project Pat 😭
creepin’ through the fog, who dat, y’all?
July 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
creepin’ through the fog, who dat, y’all?
Lmaoo Tesla owners 💀
March 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Lmaoo Tesla owners 💀
Pete was like..
*opens cover*
*texts on Signal*
😭😭😭
*opens cover*
*texts on Signal*
😭😭😭
March 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Pete was like..
*opens cover*
*texts on Signal*
😭😭😭
*opens cover*
*texts on Signal*
😭😭😭
Can we really trust tho? 🥴🥴🥴🥴
March 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Can we really trust tho? 🥴🥴🥴🥴
United is really trying me with these program changes with their little credit charge.
$150 worth of nerve. Bitch………
$150 worth of nerve. Bitch………
March 26, 2025 at 9:39 PM
United is really trying me with these program changes with their little credit charge.
$150 worth of nerve. Bitch………
$150 worth of nerve. Bitch………
Me: *picks up 2x4*
March 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Me: *picks up 2x4*
I'm just waiting for Donald Trump to pass his version!
March 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I'm just waiting for Donald Trump to pass his version!
Mary Jane really let us have it with this bop.
March 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Mary Jane really let us have it with this bop.
Great first ride on my new bike but…
March 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Great first ride on my new bike but…
Come for my name again. And, you’ll see that Gulf fr 😭😭😭😭
March 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Come for my name again. And, you’ll see that Gulf fr 😭😭😭😭
*in my best Monica Denise voice*
It’s funny how the tables turn…..TURNNNNN….TURNNNNNN….TURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
It’s funny how the tables turn…..TURNNNNN….TURNNNNNN….TURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
March 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
*in my best Monica Denise voice*
It’s funny how the tables turn…..TURNNNNN….TURNNNNNN….TURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
It’s funny how the tables turn…..TURNNNNN….TURNNNNNN….TURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.
Me messaging my boss 😭 well damn. ineligible for a bonus 😭 it’s anti-Black.
March 9, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Me messaging my boss 😭 well damn. ineligible for a bonus 😭 it’s anti-Black.
bitch…. I thought the kickstands come with bikes?????? water handler???? They aren’t standard? Lmaooooo
March 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
bitch…. I thought the kickstands come with bikes?????? water handler???? They aren’t standard? Lmaooooo
This freezing ass Maryland wind has been calling me names all day.
March 6, 2025 at 9:03 PM
This freezing ass Maryland wind has been calling me names all day.
My boss:
He bought my plate. God gave me a caring manager who can cook his ass off too.
sighs. I serve a mighty Gawd.
He bought my plate. God gave me a caring manager who can cook his ass off too.
sighs. I serve a mighty Gawd.
March 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
My boss:
He bought my plate. God gave me a caring manager who can cook his ass off too.
sighs. I serve a mighty Gawd.
He bought my plate. God gave me a caring manager who can cook his ass off too.
sighs. I serve a mighty Gawd.
Ashanti’s body is giving A WIFE AND BITCH I’M A MUTHA!
March 3, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Ashanti’s body is giving A WIFE AND BITCH I’M A MUTHA!
“I wish Kamala would’ve said-“
March 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
“I wish Kamala would’ve said-“
meanwhile, back at the ranch…
February 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
meanwhile, back at the ranch…