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@ceemq.bsky.social
Chief of staff to two house panthers 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛
Proud 🇦🇺🇦🇺 becoming more 🇺🇸🇺🇸 by the day. Might stay here forever might bail. Jury still out.
Still mulling what I want to be when I grow up 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
Spotted at the local mall over the holiday break….I mean…😳😳😳
January 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
The bible verse I read the day after the election
December 6, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Spotify just cold making up music genres now. Idk what this is but maybe it should also be on the $5 Value Meal menu??? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

#spotify #2024wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 12:52 AM
First of all, Spotify genie, I’ve never been asked a question in such a terrible manner. I thought we had agreed there would be no fact checking? According to my timesheets on the second work day of the year, I was like super productive, OK??

#spotify #2024wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 12:46 AM
This is the only time I’ll score in the top anything bracket. Ima send this to my Mum. Show her the $$ she spent on a maths tutor totally paid off 😬😬😬

#spotify #2024wrapped
December 5, 2024 at 12:39 AM
That is so fucken weird. He actually sounds sensible and empathetic. It’s making me feel weird and gross. I don’t like it.
December 2, 2024 at 8:07 AM
TFW you hear a crime in progress but all she’s doing is taking more photos of you.

*the crime: he can hear the crunch crunch of his brother eating dry food out of his food bowl

#cats #catsofbluesky #blackcatsofbluesky #housepanthersofbluesky #walter
November 28, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Oh no. I forgot to hide the drawstring cords of my hoodie from my sleeping cat. Who is now very much awake.
It’s all fun & games until I take a murder mitten to the eyes.

#catsofbluesky #blackcatsofbluesky #cats #housepanthersofbluesky
#catsofbsky #walter
November 28, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Sunday deep thoughts:
- should I let my cats take over my Bsky acct?
- or maybe start a 2nd acct for my cats?

I do have over a thousand photos & videos of them. It’s gotta go somewhere 🤔

Bugger it. Seems like a lot of work. Best stick to random posts here & there.

Txs for coming to my TED talk.
November 24, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Loving this!
November 23, 2024 at 11:16 PM
A perfectly good cat hammock inches away. They choose to sleep on the floor. 🤨🤨

#catsofbluesky #housepanthersofbluesky #blackcatsofbluesky #cats #napping #caturday
November 23, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Caturday arvo. Quiet-ish house. One cat snoozing. The other yelling at the kitchen cabinet. The “Serial Killers” podcast humming in the background.
Christmas decos almost done. Nice life, this.

Here’s the two of them monitoring the neighborhood.

#caturday #catsofbluesky #truecrime
November 23, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Hello bsky fam
#catsofbluesky
November 16, 2024 at 5:12 AM