Spotted at the local mall over the holiday break….I mean…😳😳😳

The bible verse I read the day after the election

Spotify just cold making up music genres now. Idk what this is but maybe it should also be on the $5 Value Meal menu??? 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

#spotify #2024wrapped

First of all, Spotify genie, I’ve never been asked a question in such a terrible manner. I thought we had agreed there would be no fact checking? According to my timesheets on the second work day of the year, I was like super productive, OK??

#spotify #2024wrapped

This is the only time I’ll score in the top anything bracket. Ima send this to my Mum. Show her the $$ she spent on a maths tutor totally paid off 😬😬😬

#spotify #2024wrapped

That is so fucken weird. He actually sounds sensible and empathetic. It’s making me feel weird and gross. I don’t like it.

TFW you hear a crime in progress but all she’s doing is taking more photos of you.

*the crime: he can hear the crunch crunch of his brother eating dry food out of his food bowl

#cats #catsofbluesky #blackcatsofbluesky #housepanthersofbluesky #walter

Oh no. I forgot to hide the drawstring cords of my hoodie from my sleeping cat. Who is now very much awake.
It’s all fun & games until I take a murder mitten to the eyes.

#catsofbluesky #blackcatsofbluesky #cats #housepanthersofbluesky
#catsofbsky #walter

Sunday deep thoughts:
- should I let my cats take over my Bsky acct?
- or maybe start a 2nd acct for my cats?

I do have over a thousand photos & videos of them. It’s gotta go somewhere 🤔

Bugger it. Seems like a lot of work. Best stick to random posts here & there.

Txs for coming to my TED talk.

Loving this!

A perfectly good cat hammock inches away. They choose to sleep on the floor. 🤨🤨

#catsofbluesky #housepanthersofbluesky #blackcatsofbluesky #cats #napping #caturday

Caturday arvo. Quiet-ish house. One cat snoozing. The other yelling at the kitchen cabinet. The “Serial Killers” podcast humming in the background.
Christmas decos almost done. Nice life, this.

Here’s the two of them monitoring the neighborhood.

#caturday #catsofbluesky #truecrime

Hello bsky fam
#catsofbluesky