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ceejoyner.bsky.social
Ceej
@ceejoyner.bsky.social
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Pick up artists and garbage men should switch names
May 23, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Q: in your words, what do libertarians believe A: my girlfriend shouldn't have to sit in a car seat
May 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Superhero drawing with the worst arm/hand proportional relationship in history
May 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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this is my era, and even I can't believe this went down
Concert poster for Danzig with the other 2 bands being fuggin type o negative and godflesh
May 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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just saw a great @pantspants.bsky.social comic and remembered the time he did this for one of my posts, what a legend
Illustration by @pants (Josh mecouch) of a post by @ceejoyner from 2014 - original plans for my Rushmore had the mouths carved open so they would scream out bats at the setting sun and eat them again at dawn
May 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Fact checkers are saying prayer hands is a ceej doppelganger and that this is in fact, the real one in the maroon shirt
This is for sure me at the same Fugazi show I can tell because the drummer and singer of my band are standing beside me
May 2, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I was joking when I said it but that's me with the adoring prayer hands on the monitor lmao
A teenage ceej having a religious experience at a Fugazi show in 1995
May 2, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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I just bought sunny day real estate tickets and this popped up (false alarm) which is like a speedball for people my age
Bandcamp alert that says Fugazi just released an album, but it ended up not being new songs. If you look up a video of them playing in Montreal or Vermont in the 90s I promise I'm in the front row
May 2, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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woke up this morning and immediately said this name, I am merely a vessel
O pee chee hockey card for Nordiques goalie Ron Tugnutt, one of the all time best guy names
April 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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This is the PG version
Monty and his park friend Maggy hugging each other in a dog way
April 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Montreal fuckin loves In Flames
Quebec is metal country. We gave the world Voivod, Gorguts, Cryptopsy, Phil Tougas, kataklysm, etc. I'm always so proud when bands play Montreal because they get rabid fans from like 9 yrs old to 70 going nuts. Conversely when I go to big shows in Toronto the crowds are so fucking lame that it's embarrassing to be there.
April 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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AI doing great work by all accounts
Forbes headline Pedophiles Are Using AI To Turn Children's Social Media Photos Into CSAM
April 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Wish my buddy Keith was on here so I could tag him on this absolute hall of fame reply
Reply in response to a post denying the following: hey as someone who didn't know anything about you before but now definitely thinks you fucked and came on your cat, can I ask what this is about? (this is a perfect example of the 'not involved in child trafficking' shirt)
April 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Legendary Garfield comic where Jon drinks a cup of dog jizz at the vet, which raises several questions about the nature of the visit and the protocols at that office
April 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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If you switch the big and beautiful from his company to his son's, this is an elite post
my very big and beautiful company, now run by my sons
April 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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Stick boys! Stick boys!
Monty(dog with a beard) proudly carrying a ridiculous stick
April 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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@mikefossey its stupid when girls say they can't find a guy yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a hot dog on the ground outside
April 23, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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My grey cat Chanterelle relaxing in the pot of a monstera plant
April 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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post loaf if you see this
Two loaves of sourdough bread cooling. I worked as a cook for 10 years and the irony of that is I'm really bad at baking (I never had to make breads or desserts). Luckily my wife comes from a long line of chronic master bakers
April 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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When reposting myself I imagine a buffet where you've made a beautiful plate, to which I add a cold hotdog and say 'looks like you forgot this'
April 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Also, this hits like a ton of bricks 26 yrs later. The aptly titled We Are The Romans
Album cover. botch. We are the Romans. 1999 classic
April 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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last line has me wheezing why'd you say it like that
Wikipedia entry for Brian cook who plays bass in like 6 of my favorite bands, that ends with the sentence "he is gay". Like, I know that he posts a lot of pictures of his husband, who are you trying to be, m night Shyamalan?
April 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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He's a poster's poster
Work on farmfri. Burning piles of brush. WindyFire got out of control. Thank God good naber He help get undr control PantsBurnLegWound
April 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Leon post about tariffs that uses the animaldrums 'check this out' template followed by a dril tweet about dying inna cloud of your own peel out smoke. The classics, baby
April 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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March 31, 2025 at 2:24 PM