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A close shot of a black down jacket with an “I voted today!” sticker.
November 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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So uh hud.gov looks like this today:
A browser screenshot of the hud.gov website. A large, red banner stating "The radical left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people." covers the screen.
September 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Bumper crop of peaches this year.
September 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Tried to mail a card from Australia to the US. No dice! But the kind lady at the post office at least postmarked it for us. Have to mail on arrival in LA. Embarrassing time to have an American accent abroad.
An envelope with no stamps with an inked circle saying “Battery Point, 28 Aug 2025, Tasmania 7004”.
August 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Tasmania is ok, I guess.
The sun rises over a bay of water. A mountain dips into the bay on the left. On the sand is a smiley face made of footsteps. A dark moody sky just before sunrise over a bay of water. Stars and nebulae visible in a partly cloudy sky over a dark bay. Steps descend past a yellow flowered tree towards a beach.
August 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Wombat?
August 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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Tasmania is pretty gorgeous.
August 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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Hi/bye Melbourne!
July 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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50 hours of travel. Flight 4/4 starts now - only a 45 min hop now.
July 31, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Welcome to LA lol
July 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Ah yeah that'll tamp it down.
Screenshot of the NYT home page. Headline: "Johnson Shutting Down House Until September to Block Epstein Vote". Subhead: "Speaker Mike Johnson said votes would end Wednesday night in what he called an effort to avoid “political games” related to the handling of the Jeffrey Epstein files."
July 22, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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OPINION: JEFF BEZOS

"Review the Prenup (if you're a big fat dumb meanie)"
A screenshot of the New York Times website. The article is captioned "Opinion: Bret Stephens" and titled "Mamdani for Mayor (if You Want to Help the Republicans)".
July 16, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Heh. 🥰
June 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Can't say we weren't warned.
A photo of the CPAC (Conservative Political Action Committee) stage with a screen showing "We are all domestic terrorists".
June 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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If you ever say to yourself “I have too much blood in my body”, an Australian finger lime plant is the one for you. #ouch
A green branch with small leaves and large spikes.
May 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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A protest sign shaped like a guillotine with a speech bubble saying “feed me fascists!”
April 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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How about a genetically engineered glow in the dark petunia?
A small plant seedling, with visibly growing roots and leaves. A white petunia in a pot, with some flowers visibly glowing green.
March 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Oooof. AWS hitting the enshittification threshold.
Screenshot of an AWS support article stating “Gain access to this article with an AWS Premium Support plan”
February 18, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Getting a little sun today.
February 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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January 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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Mutant petunia flower!
A white petunia flower. It has 12 petals instead of the typical six.
December 14, 2024 at 9:34 PM
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Winter may be coming but it’s summer in my plant room.
November 15, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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The kiddo’s robotics team caused a rule to be created. 😂
November 11, 2024 at 10:25 PM