*looking at an NSFW 3D animation of Tifa from Final Fantasy VII*

"Damn, this titty made entirely from tringles? imagine that"

I had put on some lesbian porn to run in the background while I was folding laundry (as one does) and, about two-thirds of the way through, a male butler appeared and silently offered them a sex toy on a silver platter. Pretty cool move.

Ouroboros-chan, a mythical snake girl forever eating her own pussy