went to the gym so i could get a big butt, i just got sore legs now :(
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August 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
went to the gym so i could get a big butt, i just got sore legs now :(
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Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!
July 27, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Baby otter doing baby otter stuff!
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i just haven’t gotten the hang of high fives yet
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July 19, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i just haven’t gotten the hang of high fives yet
THE MOTH IS STILL ALIVE
I REPEAT THE MOTH IS STILL ALIVE
IT HAS ALSO GONE TO HIDE UNDER THE SKIRTING BOARD
NOW IVE JUST GOT A SPIDER AND A MOTH UNDER MY SKIRTING BOARD THAT CAN GET ME ANY SECOND
IM GOING TO THE SPARE ROOM NOW I DONT EVEN CARE
I REPEAT THE MOTH IS STILL ALIVE
IT HAS ALSO GONE TO HIDE UNDER THE SKIRTING BOARD
NOW IVE JUST GOT A SPIDER AND A MOTH UNDER MY SKIRTING BOARD THAT CAN GET ME ANY SECOND
IM GOING TO THE SPARE ROOM NOW I DONT EVEN CARE
May 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
THE MOTH IS STILL ALIVE
I REPEAT THE MOTH IS STILL ALIVE
IT HAS ALSO GONE TO HIDE UNDER THE SKIRTING BOARD
NOW IVE JUST GOT A SPIDER AND A MOTH UNDER MY SKIRTING BOARD THAT CAN GET ME ANY SECOND
IM GOING TO THE SPARE ROOM NOW I DONT EVEN CARE
I REPEAT THE MOTH IS STILL ALIVE
IT HAS ALSO GONE TO HIDE UNDER THE SKIRTING BOARD
NOW IVE JUST GOT A SPIDER AND A MOTH UNDER MY SKIRTING BOARD THAT CAN GET ME ANY SECOND
IM GOING TO THE SPARE ROOM NOW I DONT EVEN CARE
an update for the century,
a SECOND spider has emerged from my room. i am sleeping on the spare room tonight, this is too much for me 😔🙏🏻
a SECOND spider has emerged from my room. i am sleeping on the spare room tonight, this is too much for me 😔🙏🏻
May 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
an update for the century,
a SECOND spider has emerged from my room. i am sleeping on the spare room tonight, this is too much for me 😔🙏🏻
a SECOND spider has emerged from my room. i am sleeping on the spare room tonight, this is too much for me 😔🙏🏻
everyone please say thank you to @netteloise.bsky.social for saving my life from a scary spider.
was trying to catch it for a good half hour, little shite kept running behind all my picture frames.
bitch ass idiot fell for the pretending to leave trick and came out from hiding and weezie snatched it
was trying to catch it for a good half hour, little shite kept running behind all my picture frames.
bitch ass idiot fell for the pretending to leave trick and came out from hiding and weezie snatched it
May 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
everyone please say thank you to @netteloise.bsky.social for saving my life from a scary spider.
was trying to catch it for a good half hour, little shite kept running behind all my picture frames.
bitch ass idiot fell for the pretending to leave trick and came out from hiding and weezie snatched it
was trying to catch it for a good half hour, little shite kept running behind all my picture frames.
bitch ass idiot fell for the pretending to leave trick and came out from hiding and weezie snatched it
what if bluesky gets super popular and all my future students will
stalk me and find these posts…
stalk me and find these posts…
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April 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
what if bluesky gets super popular and all my future students will
stalk me and find these posts…
stalk me and find these posts…
guys i’m bored please entertain me
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March 31, 2025 at 4:32 PM
guys i’m bored please entertain me
happy mother’s day (if you celebrate)
i love my mum i guess @sooze1973.bsky.social
(my mums name is not barb)
i love my mum i guess @sooze1973.bsky.social
(my mums name is not barb)
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happy mother’s day (if you celebrate)
i love my mum i guess @sooze1973.bsky.social
(my mums name is not barb)
i love my mum i guess @sooze1973.bsky.social
(my mums name is not barb)
@nbeio.bsky.social we have beef now cause u put australia at 30 on ur eurovision rating
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March 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
@nbeio.bsky.social we have beef now cause u put australia at 30 on ur eurovision rating
i like that when bluesky is loading ur comment to someone’s post it says “processing” like it’s really taking in what your saying. i appreciate it i feel listened to. ❤️
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March 27, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i like that when bluesky is loading ur comment to someone’s post it says “processing” like it’s really taking in what your saying. i appreciate it i feel listened to. ❤️
the world is my oyster and I am the sea
Strong Man Worth It GIF
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February 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
the world is my oyster and I am the sea
me too
I fucking love sudoku
January 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
me too
(apologies if people from strathclyde uni are reading this, i personally just had a very strong hatred towards the place for absolutely no reason)
January 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
(apologies if people from strathclyde uni are reading this, i personally just had a very strong hatred towards the place for absolutely no reason)
carrying on from my last post, the day i went to strathclyde uni open day is also the day that my gerbil died. that isn’t why i hate the uni but it really doesn’t help.
January 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
carrying on from my last post, the day i went to strathclyde uni open day is also the day that my gerbil died. that isn’t why i hate the uni but it really doesn’t help.
i HATE strathclyde university. if i get into that uni i will leave the world. it is a horrible place and i really don’t wont to go. if its the only uni i get into, im just not going to uni. it’s actually my aim to get rejected by strathclyde. if i get rejected i will be overjoyed.
January 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i HATE strathclyde university. if i get into that uni i will leave the world. it is a horrible place and i really don’t wont to go. if its the only uni i get into, im just not going to uni. it’s actually my aim to get rejected by strathclyde. if i get rejected i will be overjoyed.
hey guys, not been on bluesky for a while, what have i missed?
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January 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
hey guys, not been on bluesky for a while, what have i missed?
hey guys, not been on bluesky for a while, what have i missed?
a blue sign that says hi on it
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January 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
hey guys, not been on bluesky for a while, what have i missed?
#canceleloise (correcting my mistype from last post but also spreading the word)
January 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
#canceleloise (correcting my mistype from last post but also spreading the word)
January 3, 2025 at 5:54 PM
now he eating seeds
January 3, 2025 at 1:13 PM
now he eating seeds
he be eating cucumber
January 3, 2025 at 1:07 PM
he be eating cucumber