i can't find a particularly amusing/useful from my logs but it's generally like this

i hate that USPS has an advertising feature for businesses that mail you ads to also make a link in their delivery notice emails. the united states is run by advertising.

the MTA has heard your cries of "if only there was a safety fence to block that person from falling onto the tracks!!" and put fences specifically and only there where it happened

hilarious that one of the first ways the IRS says you can identify a scam is if the paperwork is easy. IRS at least understands their own paperwork

People comparing him to Al Capone as if he did some cool boss mafia shit and not tried to hide the story of his little mushroom dick going public 34 times

i mean, my so does my bathroom but i'm still too lazy to clean it

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/are-5-memorable-moments-congress-ufo-hearing-rcna96476

#ufo #ufohearing

Real Estate speculators are parasites. This isn't $800b in value lost, it's $800b of value no longer being removed from the world. Rent-seeking is not an activity that creates value.

yall made an out-of-order sign instead of just removing the tab for the time being lmao

first block! this follow bot had accumulated 70k follows with a couple thousand following back