Cecily Alexandria
@cecilythegreat.bsky.social
Comedian, human person, auntie.
I feel very targeted by targeted ads. Its aggressive. Bordering on a need of a mediator to get them to stop.
January 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I feel very targeted by targeted ads. Its aggressive. Bordering on a need of a mediator to get them to stop.
My Uber driver is on the phone. I don't know Spanish enough but I think he needs gasoline, milk, and chicken.
I feel like the gasoline is too spicy for my taste.
I feel like the gasoline is too spicy for my taste.
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My Uber driver is on the phone. I don't know Spanish enough but I think he needs gasoline, milk, and chicken.
I feel like the gasoline is too spicy for my taste.
I feel like the gasoline is too spicy for my taste.
The first time I saw Kate Middleton trending recently, I for sure thought they were talking about Kate Plus 8 side bob haircut (middle America's spicy cut) Kate.
March 17, 2024 at 12:44 PM
The first time I saw Kate Middleton trending recently, I for sure thought they were talking about Kate Plus 8 side bob haircut (middle America's spicy cut) Kate.
Please do not hear me out. What if Kate Middleton is just shooting a season of Traitors UK. She's just trying to make it through another roundtable. That's it yall that's it.
March 15, 2024 at 4:14 PM
Please do not hear me out. What if Kate Middleton is just shooting a season of Traitors UK. She's just trying to make it through another roundtable. That's it yall that's it.
I hate customer service but I also absolutely love it. I just watch people do silly things all day.
March 9, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I hate customer service but I also absolutely love it. I just watch people do silly things all day.
What's with smoking on the train on Septa? Seems like a new sport. I haven't been on a train in weeks where no one was smoking.
February 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM
What's with smoking on the train on Septa? Seems like a new sport. I haven't been on a train in weeks where no one was smoking.
Hi. Does anyone want to date me? I personally only need one. Applications being taken on rolling bases.
I'm not desperate but I'm desperately asking.
I'm not desperate but I'm desperately asking.
February 27, 2024 at 6:25 AM
Hi. Does anyone want to date me? I personally only need one. Applications being taken on rolling bases.
I'm not desperate but I'm desperately asking.
I'm not desperate but I'm desperately asking.
What's your availability?
Okay, does what you said doesn't work work for you?
Okay, does what you said doesn't work work for you?
October 4, 2023 at 4:21 PM
What's your availability?
Okay, does what you said doesn't work work for you?
Okay, does what you said doesn't work work for you?
Am I supposed to post my album that's out for purchase like once a week? Yeah that's my new made up algorithm try.
Anyway, buy my album.
cecilyalexandria.bandcamp.com/album/i-love...
Anyway, buy my album.
cecilyalexandria.bandcamp.com/album/i-love...
September 19, 2023 at 10:10 PM
Am I supposed to post my album that's out for purchase like once a week? Yeah that's my new made up algorithm try.
Anyway, buy my album.
cecilyalexandria.bandcamp.com/album/i-love...
Anyway, buy my album.
cecilyalexandria.bandcamp.com/album/i-love...
I'm just doing what I see my friends doing.
My comedy album is out now.
www.cecilyalexandria.com/comedy-album
My comedy album is out now.
www.cecilyalexandria.com/comedy-album
Comedy Album | cecilyalexandria
www.cecilyalexandria.com
September 12, 2023 at 3:48 AM
I'm just doing what I see my friends doing.
My comedy album is out now.
www.cecilyalexandria.com/comedy-album
My comedy album is out now.
www.cecilyalexandria.com/comedy-album
Sometimes, I think about the hubcap I lost in New Jersey 10 years ago. I hope it's doing well.
August 7, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Sometimes, I think about the hubcap I lost in New Jersey 10 years ago. I hope it's doing well.
I struggle with wanting to inspire and just being like, yall are on your own.
August 1, 2023 at 8:11 PM
I struggle with wanting to inspire and just being like, yall are on your own.
I hate it when I can't tell if someone died or if people just love them.
I'm preparing my heart for the RIP, and then I have to scan comments and see it's just love.
I'm preparing my heart for the RIP, and then I have to scan comments and see it's just love.
July 29, 2023 at 10:49 PM
I hate it when I can't tell if someone died or if people just love them.
I'm preparing my heart for the RIP, and then I have to scan comments and see it's just love.
I'm preparing my heart for the RIP, and then I have to scan comments and see it's just love.
I wasn't born yesterday but I am new here.
July 28, 2023 at 3:28 AM
I wasn't born yesterday but I am new here.