I got some gremlins (Jester and Bear) this weekend and great news they’re gamers

Saw an apartment advertisement where an amenity was a podcast studio. Should be illegal to have my rent pay to give another man unfettered access to a mic

Made 387 cookies and a whole lot of fudge this weekend. Here’s my lovely lil sampling platter

Don’t know why I was convinced I could bake well over 300 cookies with one bag of flour when it barely covered less cookies last year but here we are making our third grocery trip

God I wish Cincinnati wasn’t in Ohio. She deserves better

Offered to make a single pie for christmas, now in charge of two pies which require 3 crusts total and one of which I have never made before. Gonna start swingin

I’m not saying there’s a causation but I am sayin there is a correlation between modern day monster fuckers and those who were rootin for the rat and not the nutcracker

Im finally home from way too long in London but at least I did some cool stuff while there

Currently doing the hardest thing known to man: deciding what season of dimension 20 to download for a 9 hour flight

Simply cannot stop making rooks