I just need a body double so I will sit down and write my book. #ADHDhacks
If you know, you know

I've climbed inside a volcano

I once blew up C4 with the FBI

As a kid, I walked out of Buffalo's War Memorial Stadium with Johnny Bench after an old-timers game

I have the most cutest dog ever

I've spawned 3 left-handed nerds who are all LGBTQ

I read an article that @robert.thecure.com was here. That was all I needed.