EGG

HOLY SHIT IT'S JAITAK!

I FUCKIN' LOVE IT!!!!

But your country is so preeeetty

HOOVED CRITTER.

God. I can't believe you kept this. So good~

It's all fun and games until the drool isn't drool anymore~

Great piece!

Changes winter coat to better blend in with surroundings.

Still gets eaten anyway.

Become cock~

I wish to go back in time and personally castrate the assholes who decided it's spelled this way.
Literally pick any other spelling.
Gwidek. Gooyduk. Gweeduk. Goeduck.

Every moment we decide to keep the spelling like this proves that English has no value as a language.

If the inbred Europeans who found the goddamn clam didn't understand their own language enough to spell it out as "Gweeduck" or something, then let's just change the fucking spelling.
Not go "Oh yeah, it's ghee-oh all the time until you get to this cock mollusc. Then it's goo-ee"

To be clear, I ain't kinkshamin'.
It's just a mental thing I always forget. He can get whatever freaky stuff he wants without shame just as much as I can.
I tend to get REAL irritable about people who will just interject with "AKSHUALLY, I don't like vore"