Chris Alix
@ceamajay.bsky.social
Please let us know which media outlets call to congratulate you on your appointment, Your Holiness.
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Please let us know which media outlets call to congratulate you on your appointment, Your Holiness.
Yeah, they were smart enough not to fall for that.
December 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Yeah, they were smart enough not to fall for that.
Also, the gerrymander bill just went down 19-31 in the Indiana Senate. Hide the ketchup.
December 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Also, the gerrymander bill just went down 19-31 in the Indiana Senate. Hide the ketchup.
That 90% has got to be because a lot of kids were already vaccinated before MAGA. I assume we will see those numbers collapse going forward. In the incoming K class it's probably 50%.
December 11, 2025 at 7:07 AM
That 90% has got to be because a lot of kids were already vaccinated before MAGA. I assume we will see those numbers collapse going forward. In the incoming K class it's probably 50%.
"Only the best for our boys"
December 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
"Only the best for our boys"
And he's had how many weeks to come up with that? That's worse than what I'd expect to hear from a five year old with crumbs all over his pajamas and one hand still in the cookie jar.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
And he's had how many weeks to come up with that? That's worse than what I'd expect to hear from a five year old with crumbs all over his pajamas and one hand still in the cookie jar.
Uh, yeah, I don't think that's how it works
December 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Uh, yeah, I don't think that's how it works
"I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!”
December 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to God!”
One yappin', one nappin'.
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
One yappin', one nappin'.
"I'm sorry, Governor, we're kind of busy running a university here. Can you come back some other time?"
December 1, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"I'm sorry, Governor, we're kind of busy running a university here. Can you come back some other time?"
"Dear Secretary Hegseth: Quiet, Piggy."
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"Dear Secretary Hegseth: Quiet, Piggy."
I'm sure this has a zero chance of backfiring on the administration.
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I'm sure this has a zero chance of backfiring on the administration.
"We have top men working on it right now."
"Who?"
"Top men."
"Who?"
"Top men."
November 24, 2025 at 11:35 AM
"We have top men working on it right now."
"Who?"
"Top men."
"Who?"
"Top men."
The Mar-a-Lago vending machine is well-stocked.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The Mar-a-Lago vending machine is well-stocked.
Home field advantage. If all the world's children don't like it, they can write their own chatbot.
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Home field advantage. If all the world's children don't like it, they can write their own chatbot.
Don't be a sucker. They go way cheaper than that.
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Don't be a sucker. They go way cheaper than that.
I'm told that the preferred technique for smuggling heroin through customs involves a condom and some discomfort, but I am a loss to figure out how one would extend that to a steer.
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I'm told that the preferred technique for smuggling heroin through customs involves a condom and some discomfort, but I am a loss to figure out how one would extend that to a steer.
Specific grand jury material, such as parts of the testimony of a particular witness when questions arise over credibility or inconsistent statements? Very rarely. The entire grand jury record? Until today I would have said "never," but I would now be wrong.
November 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Specific grand jury material, such as parts of the testimony of a particular witness when questions arise over credibility or inconsistent statements? Very rarely. The entire grand jury record? Until today I would have said "never," but I would now be wrong.
Seems like a solid legal maneuver, but there might be a wee bit of political fallout.
November 14, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Seems like a solid legal maneuver, but there might be a wee bit of political fallout.
"Okay, now that we're off the record: yeah, I know it's a ham sandwich, but c'mon, help me out here."
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
"Okay, now that we're off the record: yeah, I know it's a ham sandwich, but c'mon, help me out here."