@smokingmusket.bsky.social yo our non con bball schedule is Cheeks. We ever gonna play an interesting opponent on campus?

Dear sirs:

I think holiday commercials get stupider every year.

Yours,

Professor Lawrence Pierce

Was thinking about the Patton Oswalt joke that has aged the most poorly this morning

I was shaving my balls, and it hit me - I’m not a wild guy, and I was absolutely bored and distracted while doing it.

Find you something you love as much as my cats love plastic

In the nba playoffs you’ve gotta wear the free giveaway shirt in the arena - I’m just sayin! We Believe Dubs understood the assignment

Did anyone think Betts wasn’t going to deliver there??