CD Reiss
@cdreiss.bsky.social
NY Times bestselling author
APA Audie & Earphones Award winner
Brooklyn/Los Angeles
BLM
Supports Ukraine
Romancelandia
May be immortal
May die mad
She/Hers
APA Audie & Earphones Award winner
Brooklyn/Los Angeles
BLM
Supports Ukraine
Romancelandia
May be immortal
May die mad
She/Hers
Oh look. I’m weird.
Apparently these are absolutely massive numbers that should put me in the top 1% of listeners. I want a prize
Apparently these are absolutely massive numbers that should put me in the top 1% of listeners. I want a prize
December 5, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Oh look. I’m weird.
Apparently these are absolutely massive numbers that should put me in the top 1% of listeners. I want a prize
Apparently these are absolutely massive numbers that should put me in the top 1% of listeners. I want a prize
Black Friday sale in my store. You can get the entirety of my available catalog dumped onto your device for one price.
Yes. Even audio.
Also, all of my Crowne books have hand sprayed gold edges for the same price aaaaand I’m running out of blood bride special editions so…
Yes. Even audio.
Also, all of my Crowne books have hand sprayed gold edges for the same price aaaaand I’m running out of blood bride special editions so…
November 28, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Black Friday sale in my store. You can get the entirety of my available catalog dumped onto your device for one price.
Yes. Even audio.
Also, all of my Crowne books have hand sprayed gold edges for the same price aaaaand I’m running out of blood bride special editions so…
Yes. Even audio.
Also, all of my Crowne books have hand sprayed gold edges for the same price aaaaand I’m running out of blood bride special editions so…
This person gets paid for jokes that should end careers.
November 16, 2024 at 10:20 PM
This person gets paid for jokes that should end careers.
I’m sorry but did he just discover the internet yesterday?
November 13, 2024 at 8:03 AM
I’m sorry but did he just discover the internet yesterday?
“You should watch your mouth but we don’t have to,” is not a serious take.
November 13, 2024 at 8:03 AM
“You should watch your mouth but we don’t have to,” is not a serious take.
New glasses just dropped
November 13, 2024 at 8:03 AM
New glasses just dropped
Did my timeline just disappear? I open the app and it’s telling me to Get Started. When I tap that is suggests people to follow.
What happened?
What happened?
November 13, 2024 at 8:03 AM
Did my timeline just disappear? I open the app and it’s telling me to Get Started. When I tap that is suggests people to follow.
What happened?
What happened?
“Free for women” tells you everything you need to know.
The Washington Post was on to something yesterday, until they got to the takeaway of women compromising their personhood for THIS.
The Washington Post was on to something yesterday, until they got to the takeaway of women compromising their personhood for THIS.
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
“Free for women” tells you everything you need to know.
The Washington Post was on to something yesterday, until they got to the takeaway of women compromising their personhood for THIS.
The Washington Post was on to something yesterday, until they got to the takeaway of women compromising their personhood for THIS.
WHO DID THIS?
The universe has to stop. Are you kidding me? I have a vampire who turns into a raven and a bunch of them…
The universe has to stop. Are you kidding me? I have a vampire who turns into a raven and a bunch of them…
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
WHO DID THIS?
The universe has to stop. Are you kidding me? I have a vampire who turns into a raven and a bunch of them…
The universe has to stop. Are you kidding me? I have a vampire who turns into a raven and a bunch of them…
A set worthy of a Goddess and her King.
🔥 Hardcovers in a slipcase
🔥 Gold foil on linen
🔥 Gold-sprayed edges
🔥 Linen cloth covers
🔥 Annotations
🔥 Graphic chapter headings
ONLY ON KICKSTARTER during the campaign
Starts soon!
GET NOTIFIED: https://cdreiss.com/CSSEKS
🔥 Hardcovers in a slipcase
🔥 Gold foil on linen
🔥 Gold-sprayed edges
🔥 Linen cloth covers
🔥 Annotations
🔥 Graphic chapter headings
ONLY ON KICKSTARTER during the campaign
Starts soon!
GET NOTIFIED: https://cdreiss.com/CSSEKS
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
A set worthy of a Goddess and her King.
🔥 Hardcovers in a slipcase
🔥 Gold foil on linen
🔥 Gold-sprayed edges
🔥 Linen cloth covers
🔥 Annotations
🔥 Graphic chapter headings
ONLY ON KICKSTARTER during the campaign
Starts soon!
GET NOTIFIED: https://cdreiss.com/CSSEKS
🔥 Hardcovers in a slipcase
🔥 Gold foil on linen
🔥 Gold-sprayed edges
🔥 Linen cloth covers
🔥 Annotations
🔥 Graphic chapter headings
ONLY ON KICKSTARTER during the campaign
Starts soon!
GET NOTIFIED: https://cdreiss.com/CSSEKS
Hey, North Dakota.
You okay?
You okay?
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Hey, North Dakota.
You okay?
You okay?
Twitter ad targeting is broken.
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Twitter ad targeting is broken.
Oh so now that he approves of how it's being handled he'll stop scabbing?
He's just refusing to admit he effed up.
He's just refusing to admit he effed up.
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Oh so now that he approves of how it's being handled he'll stop scabbing?
He's just refusing to admit he effed up.
He's just refusing to admit he effed up.
“Look at that bitch eating crackers”
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
“Look at that bitch eating crackers”
Looking to hire a nascent Nassi? A crypto-bro?
Check this out!
Check this out!
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Looking to hire a nascent Nassi? A crypto-bro?
Check this out!
Check this out!
Yes. A product that helps single working people… especially parents … put food on the table is “lazy.“
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Yes. A product that helps single working people… especially parents … put food on the table is “lazy.“
Ain’t no window high enough.
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Ain’t no window high enough.
*... IMMORTAL EMPIRE releases in 2024.
I've started writing the first book and trust me... hot.
AMAZON: https://cdreiss.com/MKf
APPLE: https://cdreiss.com/MKapp
PAPERBACK: https://cdreiss.com/MKpb
I've started writing the first book and trust me... hot.
AMAZON: https://cdreiss.com/MKf
APPLE: https://cdreiss.com/MKapp
PAPERBACK: https://cdreiss.com/MKpb
November 13, 2024 at 8:51 AM
*... IMMORTAL EMPIRE releases in 2024.
I've started writing the first book and trust me... hot.
AMAZON: https://cdreiss.com/MKf
APPLE: https://cdreiss.com/MKapp
PAPERBACK: https://cdreiss.com/MKpb
I've started writing the first book and trust me... hot.
AMAZON: https://cdreiss.com/MKf
APPLE: https://cdreiss.com/MKapp
PAPERBACK: https://cdreiss.com/MKpb
AUDIO: SOON - with Christian Fox and Elena Wolfe.
Ebook and paperback are LIVE EVERYWHERE!
AMAZON: https://cdreiss.com/MKf
APPLE: https://cdreiss.com/MKapp
PAPERBACK: https://cdreiss.com/MKpb
Ebook and paperback are LIVE EVERYWHERE!
AMAZON: https://cdreiss.com/MKf
APPLE: https://cdreiss.com/MKapp
PAPERBACK: https://cdreiss.com/MKpb
November 13, 2024 at 8:26 AM
AUDIO: SOON - with Christian Fox and Elena Wolfe.
Ebook and paperback are LIVE EVERYWHERE!
AMAZON: https://cdreiss.com/MKf
APPLE: https://cdreiss.com/MKapp
PAPERBACK: https://cdreiss.com/MKpb
Ebook and paperback are LIVE EVERYWHERE!
AMAZON: https://cdreiss.com/MKf
APPLE: https://cdreiss.com/MKapp
PAPERBACK: https://cdreiss.com/MKpb
I'm saying it with my whole chest.
Full-throated.
Mafia Kingdom is the Alpha and Omega.
I'm going to take you places you didn't know you wanted to go... and it starts here.
AMAZON: https://cdreiss.com/MKf
APPLE: https://cdreiss.com/MKapp
PAPERBACK: https://cdreiss.com/MKpb
Full-throated.
Mafia Kingdom is the Alpha and Omega.
I'm going to take you places you didn't know you wanted to go... and it starts here.
AMAZON: https://cdreiss.com/MKf
APPLE: https://cdreiss.com/MKapp
PAPERBACK: https://cdreiss.com/MKpb
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
I'm saying it with my whole chest.
Full-throated.
Mafia Kingdom is the Alpha and Omega.
I'm going to take you places you didn't know you wanted to go... and it starts here.
AMAZON: https://cdreiss.com/MKf
APPLE: https://cdreiss.com/MKapp
PAPERBACK: https://cdreiss.com/MKpb
Full-throated.
Mafia Kingdom is the Alpha and Omega.
I'm going to take you places you didn't know you wanted to go... and it starts here.
AMAZON: https://cdreiss.com/MKf
APPLE: https://cdreiss.com/MKapp
PAPERBACK: https://cdreiss.com/MKpb
Autocorrect is broken.
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Autocorrect is broken.
HOW DARE THEY THINK THEY CAN MAKE AS MUCH AS US?
What makes this small-minded little men think what they do is so much more valuable?
https://www.businessinsider.com/tech-workers-comments-170k-ups-driver-deal-anger-admiration-2023-8
What makes this small-minded little men think what they do is so much more valuable?
https://www.businessinsider.com/tech-workers-comments-170k-ups-driver-deal-anger-admiration-2023-8
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 AM
HOW DARE THEY THINK THEY CAN MAKE AS MUCH AS US?
What makes this small-minded little men think what they do is so much more valuable?
https://www.businessinsider.com/tech-workers-comments-170k-ups-driver-deal-anger-admiration-2023-8
What makes this small-minded little men think what they do is so much more valuable?
https://www.businessinsider.com/tech-workers-comments-170k-ups-driver-deal-anger-admiration-2023-8
Highly educated neurotics vote.
November 13, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Highly educated neurotics vote.
...said the guy who made sure his party lost three elections.
November 13, 2024 at 8:26 AM
...said the guy who made sure his party lost three elections.
