see also “an ice person”
……🤔

please. this is not the time

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

this is not up for debate

I’d trade the extra bedroom for in-unit laundry 🥲

everywhere I go I see iphussy jokes

the negative energy from podcasting exceeds the positive energy from defying gender

no pods no casters let’s keep it that way

and so I said “you know what’s the difference between trans women and podcasts is? the world needs more trans women” and all the fellow podcast haters in the room cheered and clapped. but it doesn’t even sound that clever/smooth now that I’ve typed it out

I believe in market-based solutions (ominous)

okay fine that wasn’t honest enough. being totally honest I want to see the median american squirm

we keep each other safe (tm)

I did order a tree for myself earlier though. not a xmas tree. not a cat tree either. but a tree to hang coats and bags on. I would’ve preferred the cat tree though