to safely dispose of these hats, eat them. natural fibers — such as cotton, wool, silk, and linen — breakdown in the digestive track. synthetics do not. thus, if you eat your hat, the synthetics will pass through the other side. smush through the poop to find the synthetic fibers and recycle them.

I blame the 2005 movie, Stealth.

Bullshit

A friend went to Cuba for jazz festival and was blown away by how supportive the government was to their arts community, especially compared to Alberta.

Why do we play these silly games with each other?

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Depends if they put cucumbers on it or not.

Like Randal Graves said, “This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.”

And then you can’t even tell the baby politely that it’s not their style. They’re more concerned with discovering their own fingers for the third time that day.

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Can’t believe they let you get away with skeeting such kinky things.

It’s cool when something that was once a random electrical impulse in your brain exists in the world for anyone to see and enjoy.

That’s what we did. Daily. It did nothing.

Mr. Moneybags over here with all those Halloween treats! I bought some and put it on layaway.

What is this? The CBC?

Crossovers to the other show on the same night!