Canadian House Hippo
@cdnhousehippo.bsky.social
WELP. She/her. Very tired. Very broke. Failing miserably at adulting and life.
The only thing missing is one of these:
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
The only thing missing is one of these:
This is actually hilarious - they don’t even name the artists! 🤣
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 PM
This is actually hilarious - they don’t even name the artists! 🤣
THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY DOLLARS.
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY DOLLARS.
LMAOOOOOO WHAT
November 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
LMAOOOOOO WHAT
If anyone is looking for Covid or flu shots, North York General Hospital has a clinic open to the public and you can book appointments.
October 30, 2025 at 5:24 PM
If anyone is looking for Covid or flu shots, North York General Hospital has a clinic open to the public and you can book appointments.
LOL I can't nap between noon and 3pm. There's nowhere at my work to nap! If I had a car I'd nap there but I don't so sucks to be me I guess lol
October 26, 2025 at 11:21 PM
LOL I can't nap between noon and 3pm. There's nowhere at my work to nap! If I had a car I'd nap there but I don't so sucks to be me I guess lol
I kind of love these? But not for $115 and not in these colours.
October 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I kind of love these? But not for $115 and not in these colours.
Spinal chord?
October 14, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Spinal chord?
LOL that's awesome! There is a street in Toronto named Cummer Avenue.
October 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
LOL that's awesome! There is a street in Toronto named Cummer Avenue.
This guy can
October 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This guy can
Of course we can’t forget
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Of course we can’t forget
For it to still be this hot at 11:21pm in October when the a/c has already been turned off and you’re in perimenopause is just evil. I’m suffering like I haven’t suffered in a very long time.
October 7, 2025 at 3:22 AM
For it to still be this hot at 11:21pm in October when the a/c has already been turned off and you’re in perimenopause is just evil. I’m suffering like I haven’t suffered in a very long time.
Friday what now?
October 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Friday what now?
This is 1000% me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
September 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is 1000% me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This. I work in a very extroverted, loud, social office and I haaaaaate it. Just leave me alone.
September 26, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This. I work in a very extroverted, loud, social office and I haaaaaate it. Just leave me alone.
Me every single day of the year
September 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Me every single day of the year
Okay so clearly someone Finnish works at Kitchen Stuff Plus lol
(Keittiö means “kitchen” in Finnish)
(Keittiö means “kitchen” in Finnish)
September 19, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Okay so clearly someone Finnish works at Kitchen Stuff Plus lol
(Keittiö means “kitchen” in Finnish)
(Keittiö means “kitchen” in Finnish)
