Austin Fletcher
@cdca.bsky.social
I can't get over a government in its first year so obsessed with election polls that it flip flops frantically all over the place, managing to alienate literally everyone in the process and still not finding a way to save any money.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I can't get over a government in its first year so obsessed with election polls that it flip flops frantically all over the place, managing to alienate literally everyone in the process and still not finding a way to save any money.
"Hits you in the helmet"
November 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
"Hits you in the helmet"
I genuinely sometimes forget he wasn't a fictional character.
November 4, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I genuinely sometimes forget he wasn't a fictional character.
We drove Dril away to Threads. Fucking THREADS.
October 31, 2025 at 8:58 AM
We drove Dril away to Threads. Fucking THREADS.
Labour strategy memo just leaked.
October 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Labour strategy memo just leaked.
He's not the only one.
September 16, 2025 at 12:12 PM
He's not the only one.
New reaction image just dropped.
September 16, 2025 at 10:40 AM
New reaction image just dropped.
The worst time to make threats is when you're too much of a pussy to actually follow through as literally all of them are.
All the downsides of stochastic terrorism, none of the upsides.
All the downsides of stochastic terrorism, none of the upsides.
September 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The worst time to make threats is when you're too much of a pussy to actually follow through as literally all of them are.
All the downsides of stochastic terrorism, none of the upsides.
All the downsides of stochastic terrorism, none of the upsides.
Why does he always look so
September 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Why does he always look so
Do you think a depressed person could make THIS?
August 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Do you think a depressed person could make THIS?
I'm smoking a belated kipper instead for one of Twitter's greatest shitposters.
July 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I'm smoking a belated kipper instead for one of Twitter's greatest shitposters.
If you're going to throw jibes, do it in a way that highlights his actual pathetic nature.
Remember the cheap toy guns that he showed off on his fucking nightstand? Such a perfect metaphor for him and we just let it drop.
Remember the cheap toy guns that he showed off on his fucking nightstand? Such a perfect metaphor for him and we just let it drop.
July 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
If you're going to throw jibes, do it in a way that highlights his actual pathetic nature.
Remember the cheap toy guns that he showed off on his fucking nightstand? Such a perfect metaphor for him and we just let it drop.
Remember the cheap toy guns that he showed off on his fucking nightstand? Such a perfect metaphor for him and we just let it drop.
Please don't downplay your uncanny vocal dexterity and voice acting chops.
June 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Please don't downplay your uncanny vocal dexterity and voice acting chops.