Captain Cook
cdashcook.bsky.social
Captain Cook
@cdashcook.bsky.social
Everything is temporary ⛄️
I nominate Steve for a Darwin Award
April 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
that would have been your final straw?? If only you had known about that one bad thing. If only there was a way you could have known but your brain has been pickled by Fox News so you only know republican talking points. You’re an inch deep and a mile wide 😂
April 15, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Once lawyers start getting disbarred for lying to a federal judge it will be much harder for them to continue the smoke and mirrors game. Eventually they will run out of road if they stay on this course
April 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The most true thing I’ve seen all week
April 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Cowards have to cover their faces and wear hoods because they know what they’re doing is evil. The statute of limitations can reach you boys long after your Cheeto savior is long gone. Keep falling in line and next it will be you they’re loading in the back of an unmarked car. Sad state of affairs
April 15, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Stop teasing me Elisabeth 🙏
April 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Sign of the times. Our “not so far off” dystopian future seems more likely now than ever before
April 12, 2025 at 6:22 AM
You just need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps and stop asking for help
April 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Trump will pardon them all before he leaves office
April 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
We are now officially in a constitutional crisis. Orange man will not comply. He will double down as always and the dismantling of our courts will begin and MAGA will fall in line with unfettered support
April 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Eventually 🤦‍♂️
April 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Pigs, dogs, and sheep. Animals. Trump is definitely a pig
April 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Hey bro. Your privileged angry white guy is showing
April 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Pete!
April 3, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Mars: we don’t want him here. Check with Venus and see if they’re accepting disgraced MAGA billionaires this week
April 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I’ll bet Elon doesn’t pay those million dollar winners now. Those checks are gonna bounce 😂
April 2, 2025 at 6:45 AM