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Max
@ccqze.bsky.social
trickster archetype. final girl

he him or they
hate it when a company ad sends me to a linktree and it’s all their socials accounts and their email list and pictures of their kids WHERE IS YOUR GOT DAMW WEBSITE
October 30, 2024 at 12:40 AM
this is the guy who keeps waking me up for 3 nights btw. hypocrite
October 20, 2024 at 1:35 PM
hunger games free on youtube.. yeah we’re eating
October 18, 2024 at 10:05 PM
build a bear do a ghibli line w Jiji PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA
October 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
watching james bond with my wife
October 18, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I wonder what working retail was like before every employee was expected to shill predatory credit cards over actual customer service
February 11, 2024 at 1:44 PM
when you die you get a clip show in your brain of everyone else who’s ever died that way. if you’re the first one the price is right music plays and you get to come back
February 10, 2024 at 10:32 PM
my friend got me a custom dice tower for christmas LMAO
January 3, 2024 at 10:54 PM
playing breakcore and flashbanging my friend with synesthesia
December 15, 2023 at 1:24 AM
bands are too scared to use na na na in their lyrics nowadays. because of wokeness I presume
October 27, 2023 at 3:46 AM
please do not post pics of you in front of a location I recognize. kinda ruins it for me
October 27, 2023 at 3:44 AM
I wake up every day looking like the mexico hearing alien
September 16, 2023 at 10:50 PM
college nouns when they go pro
September 8, 2023 at 11:47 PM
yet another victim of w*keness 😦
September 1, 2023 at 2:21 AM
a cat has nine lives, sure, but how many are lived in service of god?
August 17, 2023 at 9:49 PM
had a helpful keeper of feline lore for tonight’s call of cthulhu session 🐈
August 14, 2023 at 2:49 AM
I have seen a vision from god and they told me to paint a denim jacket with kiki’s delivery service theme
July 25, 2023 at 12:38 AM
need pinned post functionality at once
July 24, 2023 at 6:09 PM
Reposted by Max
they should sell little oppenheimer toys where a bomb attaches to his arm and there is a button on his back that shoots the bomb out of his arm
July 21, 2023 at 10:34 PM
started watching buffy i understand the hype!
July 24, 2023 at 3:40 AM
gonna migrate my twitter drafts to bsky like a portfolio of my past work
July 24, 2023 at 3:25 AM