When you spent billions and destroyed your brand to recreate 1930's Germany and got 1780's France instead.

Middle managers are silent hero’s of society. May god look you all in the eye and tell you “you’ve met expectations” amen. #middlemanagement #corporate

Spotify wrapped this year is so embarrassing, it’s not for public consumption. I’ll fix my taste and try again next year. #spotifywrapped

Prior Twitter/ Square apprentice (under Dorsey’s reign) turned blue sky user 🦋 #hello