Christine
ccestaroo.bsky.social
Christine
@ccestaroo.bsky.social
Former @fallontonight writer, current rec league sports personality hire
Looking forward to the trial being moved to Long Island so that he can truly be judged by a jury of his peers (Italians with guns)
December 9, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Me watching the Yankees in the 5th inning: Well, nothing will ever feel this bad.

Juan Soto:
a man covering his mouth with his hands and the words watch this on the bottom
ALT: a man covering his mouth with his hands and the words watch this on the bottom
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December 9, 2024 at 3:40 AM
This place would really take off if we all got them to bring this guy back like Morbius
November 18, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Genuinely cannot wait for Budweiser’s AI Super Bowl commercial
November 17, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Is this what it feels like to be the dude in a situationship
November 17, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Boxing seems impossible cuz what if you get a little hair stuck on your face and no one else can see it but you can feel it and your hands are stuck in those stupid gloves :(
November 16, 2024 at 4:04 PM
She just got the job but she’s already hard at work making a pantsuit from 101 Dalmatians.
November 15, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Things are so chill here. I might fuck around later and introduce a seventh spelling of the name Kaitlyn.
November 14, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I’m not awkward, I just can’t hold a real conversation with you knowing you’ve never slow danced to Shaggy’s “Angel” at least once.
November 14, 2024 at 7:14 PM