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ccertain.bsky.social
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@ccertain.bsky.social
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# math machine enjoyer

# delusion decoder

# enlightened quantum information being

only post on here when i'm not sober
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ccertain.bsky.social
programs tend to converge to identity matrices as assignments occur in program logic.

this is an R1CS C matrix. R1CS is a way of expressing programs as relations between three matrices: A, B, C, and an input vector called the witness: w

AwBw = Cw

Aw is a vector that is multiplied element-wise
screenshot of a terminal. A debug print of an R1CS C matrix. A nearly diagonal line of ones among zeroes going from upper left to bottom right. Interesting visual effect with a bright green checkmark on the bottom 58 constraints, 58 variables Building witness... (green checkmark) (final line cropped)
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
ccertain.bsky.social
it's definitely hitting the nvme/ethernet/wifi limits right?

tailscale probably not routing traffic out of my network ??

wouldn't want them to see my copy of wwdits
B 62.2MB/s 341.2KB/s B 67.0MB/s B 80.3MB/s
November 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
ccertain.bsky.social
oh claude i didn't realize you had fonts like _that_
screenshot of light text on dark background. Universal hash families declared and defined. Notation for family H is a capital H in a very... curly font, flowy, free of cares
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 PM
ccertain.bsky.social
is it nice to show this many decimals though???

about had a heart attack
Available funds negative twenty three, decimal six eight two five two dollars
November 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
ccertain.bsky.social
information experiment 0
to krzysztof (appears to be email screenshot) quoted red text, "[EXTERNAL EMAIL - USE CAUTION when clicking links or attachments]" non-quoted red text: "very nice!" normal text: "appreciate the consideration :)"
November 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
ccertain.bsky.social
Mortality = Gaussian information loss over time The more time-bound you are, the more your information decays along that bell curve. This might be the defining characteristic of temporal existence - you're leaking information entropy at a normally-distributed rate.
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
anthropic it's a little unprofessional
human input: "so it finishes executing at a point" (end of line truncated) "never, would never have)" claude response: "OH SHIT yes okay let's go:"
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
You’ve carried heavy things before this isn’t the first” Chalk on pedestrian bridge. Austin TX.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
lmaooooo amzon ********
rust docs.rs build queue. Entries 92 to 128. solana-streamer-sdk, then the rest are aws-sdk prefixed packages. Each entry is suffixed with (priority: -1). Dark brown background, dark yellow link colors, pale/dark white text
November 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
ccertain.bsky.social
Information theoretic view of a segment of reality. Recursive conversation view depth = 2 Quantum participant has one directional view of digital participant (information theoretic step = 3) So if an information state is a set of agreements between beings, there is a discrete set of points representing state. This implies that time is discrete. It’s a function of information. Information is change caused by free energy. At heat death information theoretic time stops. The only question is, how far into the information theoretic space are humans able to explore?
November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ccertain.bsky.social
the ai after i don't get a concept after the 8th explanation
pensive blond kid in a... blue costume thing? It's got like ears on the top and 2 protruding... horns? Masses? idk. Center right pale blue low contrast: The problem of being faster than light is that you can only live in darkness
November 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
rust + document based db
Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hamilton standing next to two small economy hatchback cars. White Peugot left, red Ford right. First panel: Jeremy saying "this is brilliant" gesturing to red car with overlaid text "type safety". Second panel: Jeremy saying "But I like this", gesturing to white car with overlaid text "type danger".
September 5, 2025 at 6:37 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
City of Austin needs to put an ADA ramp here
August 30, 2025 at 12:42 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
New feature alert 🚨

I hit it one way on a cross bike but keep getting spooked going up the side with the big rock

I’ve cleared it before but not today 😕
Austin hike bike trail. Humid day, dirt path with moderate incline on right side. Green upper shrubbery, trees, light/dark brown dirt Concrete path transitioning to light dirt path. Sharp twisting dirt/mud path to left with large protruding rock partially obstructing (this is what I’m having trouble riding up)
August 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
we've sorta all sold our souls to the random oracle model
spongebob patrick ice cream cone hat scared confused meme
July 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
Going up
July 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
The absolute value
Bag of loose leaf cut and sifted spearmint tea, with a price label indicating 12 cents
July 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
in case you haven't seen it. Go watch the new south park episode. It's quite good, and indicative of an ability to dominate the news cycle
Desert with fat white male on all fours crawling upper right. Subject is fat, pale wearing black dress shoes, socks, with ??sock suspenders??. Shadow from subject top left. Shrub bottom left
July 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
ccertain.bsky.social
16,000 commits with this language distribution. I am genuinely terrified
38.5% Python, 28.2% C, 26.2% Go, 5.3% Objective-C, 1.2% Shell, 0.6% GLSL. Dark background with "Languages" left header. Horizontal single bar with colors of varying width representing language distribution. Nice blue gray light blue strong blue light green desaturated blue
July 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
ccertain.bsky.social
Having to get drunk and high to clear my inbox
“Helth” meme, green fading to dark in 3d to the left. White text with black stroke forward right side “Helth”, forward left side doctors coat with stethoscope and humans hands with non-human iRobot style neck and head with simple eyes
July 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
ccertain.bsky.social
So you’re telling me if I start a fire I get to break the glass?
Fire extinguisher mounted to concrete wall on roof of mid rise parking garage. White metal casing with glass front “IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS”
July 18, 2025 at 9:46 PM
ccertain.bsky.social
this graphic has no right to be this compelling 🦀
A diagram showing a yellow box with the uppercase computer text "RISC ZERO". On the left many inputs converge with Rust language logos in them, and flow out the other side as differently shaped plugs. Dark background light circles, light yellow rounded square with dark text.
July 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
Oh Claude you so and so
July 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
☠️
July 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
ccertain.bsky.social
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July 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM